Asia Carrera Loses Mind, Kills Boners

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  1. pickles3000

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    First of all, what the fuck?
    Second, the Mormans in Utah must be going crazy right now.
     
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    She's simply exercising her right to be a practicing Pastafarian. She is kooky, but no dummy.
     
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    Does this's spaghetti strainer make my head look fat?
     
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    Why? Because she was a pornstar? Except nobody would believe it from looking at her. Asia Carrera hasn't looked like Asia Carrera in 20 years.
     
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    Isn't that the broad from Bubba's show that Artie was going nuts over?
     
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    nah. That was Asa Akira.

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    Asia Carrera is an old broad right now... she had her 15 minutes of fame about 10 years ago.
     
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    Why does the article call her Asia Lemmon?
    Is it not Asia Carrera?
    I'm so confused, yet don't care!
     
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    Such ridiculous things to wear... the crosses and stars and turbans and underwear and knives and robes et al.

    At least the strainers filter out some of the CIA mind control rays. Some.
     
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    that guy was great in The Hangover ^^
     
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    I would still fuck her inside out.
     
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    I am kinda surprised a former porn star would go crazy. Most porn stars seem to be some of the most mentally stable people out there.
     
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    The original Star Trek too
     
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    how did she get so ugly and manly? The 'before' picture looks pretty
     
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    How is she killing boners?.......she's not 21 anymore......she has three kids.....she's "grown up"/aged.

    She gained weight and she lost weight....she is still pretty and attractive.

    ...she is also "nutty" in too many ways to mention....but heck..in their own ways...who isn't?
     
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    shes on facebook and some of her posts are entertaining and interesting.

    https://www.facebook.com/asiacarreralemmon

    one thing i notice is it looks like shes living in an apartment now. a couple years ago she was living in a fancy big ass house. i remember reading her page when she gave birth to her baby at home by herself, she posted pics and it was crazy. she ended up giving that baby away. but she still has the two from her late husband that died in a car crash.

    i think shes cool even tho shes old now. pastafarian haha