WTF Asian import chicks

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  1. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    Being a middle age dude with no game

    I make sales calls on a fair number of youngish Asian broads over here working that are single

    Wondering if Chinese chicks are virtuous or easy

    Asking for a friend , I'll hang up and listen

    @wifeisawhore
     
  2. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo 2010 OG VIP

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    My suggestion would be to move beyond lines like What's happening hot stuff, and referring to yourself as The Donger.
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    A fate worse than death.
     
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    I think you can still buy women in Vietnam.
     
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    Tell them, "Me so horny. Me love you long time."
     
  6. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

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    cant say in the states, visited an expat friend in beijing for a few weeks, its a joke there they are super easy.
     
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    not so bad, i was a 21yr old with no game living in a frat house in college. that was like being a starving ethiopian staring into the window of a buffet
     
  8. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Are you planning to get involved with one of them? I've heard they act submissive in public, but very controlling behind closed doors.
     
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  9. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    No I was just wondering if they are easy pickings... Im married and loyal.

    I just didnt know the stereotype
     
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    Whipping Post 2018 Gold

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    Depends on what kind of car you drive
    Love their long silky hair, and small perky breasts

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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I have a coupe of friends married to Chinese women - lots of grief. Another is married to a Vietnamese woman. She is beautiful, but again lots of grief.
     
  14. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Asian women are a lot like black women. The hottest are always the ones with the whitest features.

    Doesn't really answer your question but just a thought.
     
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    Sloppyjoe ENHANCED HUMAN Gold

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    Are they americanized?

    If so they are no more or less a pain in the ass as any other breed of chick
     
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    FOB hot asians expect presents and money. just so you know.
     
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    are you asian?
     
  19. Goodfella

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    There is a great GIF of an asian man getting up at the dinner table, ripping his wife's panties down and banging her for about a minute then going right back to dinner after he finishes. I can't find it anywhere anymore but it is hilarious and looks like a true man's world!