Asian kids + Fire Works + Manhole = Rots and Rots of Boom

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  1. chapped

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    jump to :59

    open your eyes mother fuckers

     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Good at math, not so good at Jackassery.
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    Run, little guy...run! :rah:
     
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    Chopped Suey
     
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    Ho Lee Fuk and Dat Wah Dum sustained minor injuries. In other news...
     
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    :cwl::haha::spit::backlol::lmao::ral::hilarious::lol: :lol:

    :owned:
     
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    I was young and dumb once.
    Not asian tho
     
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    You ever stick a firecracker in your butt and light it?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Ha. No.
    But stuck them in just about everything else!
    Blew a lot of shit up growing up
     
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    I had a friend put one in his pocket lit
     
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    What the fuck did they have? C-4? I've blown a mailbox or two off their pole but a manhole cover is way heavy. They got two of them.
     
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    10 year old Me kno Leggs was taken by rickshaw to the local hospital where he is listed in stable condition
     
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    Silly Godzilla Snacks....:giggle:
     
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    Can you blame them? Ever tried to read the instructions on fireworks? It's like they're written in Chinese or something...
     
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    I do not think it was their fireworks. It is China. Probably the most fucked up country in the world when it comes to the combination of industry and environmental standards. I think someone was dumping solvents, or a gas buildup, or something. Bottom line is if you are stuck in a sewer in China, don't light a match! You should probably also kill yourself because you are, well, stuck in a sewer in China.
     
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    I'm just gonna take this opportunity to say that my wife and I enjoy the hell out of that "Fresh Off the Boat" comedy on ABC. The lead actress is funny and sexy in a dragon woman type way.
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    and I appreciate you not making a mockery of this.
     
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    You assholes are mean but funny as hell. LOL