Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Feb 15, 2015.
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open your eyes mother fuckers
Good at math, not so good at Jackassery.
Run, little guy...run!
Ho Lee Fuk and Dat Wah Dum sustained minor injuries. In other news...
I was young and dumb once.
Not asian tho
You ever stick a firecracker in your butt and light it?
But stuck them in just about everything else!
Blew a lot of shit up growing up
I had a friend put one in his pocket lit
What the fuck did they have? C-4? I've blown a mailbox or two off their pole but a manhole cover is way heavy. They got two of them.
10 year old Me kno Leggs was taken by rickshaw to the local hospital where he is listed in stable condition
Silly Godzilla Snacks....
Can you blame them? Ever tried to read the instructions on fireworks? It's like they're written in Chinese or something...
I do not think it was their fireworks. It is China. Probably the most fucked up country in the world when it comes to the combination of industry and environmental standards. I think someone was dumping solvents, or a gas buildup, or something. Bottom line is if you are stuck in a sewer in China, don't light a match! You should probably also kill yourself because you are, well, stuck in a sewer in China.
I'm just gonna take this opportunity to say that my wife and I enjoy the hell out of that "Fresh Off the Boat" comedy on ABC. The lead actress is funny and sexy in a dragon woman type way.
and I appreciate you not making a mockery of this.
You assholes are mean but funny as hell. LOL