Asian kids + Fire Works + Manhole = Rots and Rots of Boom

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Feb 15, 2015.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    384,616
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    55,632
    Likes Received:
    61,906
    jump to :59

    open your eyes mother fuckers

     
    John Sterling and smichal like this.
  2. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Reputations:
    111,917
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    10,271
    Likes Received:
    14,769
    Good at math, not so good at Jackassery.
     
    chapped likes this.
  3. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

    Reputations:
    345,306
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    31,928
    Likes Received:
    25,689
    Run, little guy...run! :rah:
     
    Mulletude and chapped like this.
  4. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    91,348
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    13,317
    Likes Received:
    21,451
    Chopped Suey
     
    chapped likes this.
  5. Kanger

    Kanger Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,702
    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2012
    Messages:
    278
    Likes Received:
    444
    Ho Lee Fuk and Dat Wah Dum sustained minor injuries. In other news...
     
  6. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

    Reputations:
    169,558
    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2012
    Messages:
    22,979
    Likes Received:
    21,468
    :cwl::haha::spit::backlol::lmao::ral::hilarious::lol: :lol:

    :owned:
     
  7. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    540,606
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,484
    Likes Received:
    90,764
    :omg:
     
  8. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    154,056
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    12,729
    Likes Received:
    21,717
    I was young and dumb once.
    Not asian tho
     
    Mulletude likes this.
  9. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    540,606
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,484
    Likes Received:
    90,764
    You ever stick a firecracker in your butt and light it?
     
  10. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

    Reputations:
    89,028
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    29,643
    Likes Received:
    16,223
  11. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    540,606
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    119,484
    Likes Received:
    90,764
  12. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    154,056
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    12,729
    Likes Received:
    21,717
    Ha. No.
    But stuck them in just about everything else!
    Blew a lot of shit up growing up
     
    dawg likes this.
  13. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    91,348
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    13,317
    Likes Received:
    21,451
    I had a friend put one in his pocket lit
     
  14. N Copter

    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

    Reputations:
    16,065
    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2013
    Messages:
    3,839
    Likes Received:
    3,979
    [​IMG]


    What the fuck did they have? C-4? I've blown a mailbox or two off their pole but a manhole cover is way heavy. They got two of them.
     
  15. Vashier

    Vashier VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    26,253
    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    11,708
    Likes Received:
    3,996
    10 year old Me kno Leggs was taken by rickshaw to the local hospital where he is listed in stable condition
     
  16. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

    Reputations:
    607,492
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2013
    Messages:
    9,783
    Likes Received:
    40,051
    Silly Godzilla Snacks....:giggle:
     
    chapped and Horse Be Gone like this.
  17. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    64,645
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    19,869
    Likes Received:
    16,649
    Can you blame them? Ever tried to read the instructions on fireworks? It's like they're written in Chinese or something...
     
  18. Howards Wig

    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    22,180
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    1,296
    Likes Received:
    2,537
    I do not think it was their fireworks. It is China. Probably the most fucked up country in the world when it comes to the combination of industry and environmental standards. I think someone was dumping solvents, or a gas buildup, or something. Bottom line is if you are stuck in a sewer in China, don't light a match! You should probably also kill yourself because you are, well, stuck in a sewer in China.
     
    Dorb likes this.
  19. The Snork

    The Snork Well-Known Member VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    3,437
    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2012
    Messages:
    5,559
    Likes Received:
    8,673
    I'm just gonna take this opportunity to say that my wife and I enjoy the hell out of that "Fresh Off the Boat" comedy on ABC. The lead actress is funny and sexy in a dragon woman type way.
    [​IMG]


    and I appreciate you not making a mockery of this.
     
  20. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    124,374
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2012
    Messages:
    17,491
    Likes Received:
    18,530
    You assholes are mean but funny as hell. LOL