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  1. dawg

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    Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
     
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    Not sure I understand.
     
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    Could blue really be spelled red?
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    What if dog was really C A T?
     
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    Once you go asian you never miss an equation
     
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    Oh I get it, Obama likes anime porn.
     
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    What about the accasion?
     
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    Whats the difference between a Mexican and a printer?
    A printer has its papers
     
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    And a printer has its cartelridges.
     
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    I keep telling people you're cool Dawg...you're making it hard for me :(
     
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    But you get upset about racist threads, Dawg? :headscratch:
     
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    This guy is fuckin hilarious or sumptin? Double guns. Take us out fatso
     
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    What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

    :c A brunette with bad breath :c
     
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    Not racial humor.
     
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