Aside From Being A Phony - Is There Anything Else Consistently Real About Beth Ostrosky Stern?

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    - Ever-changing boobage contours and configurations, presently asymmetrical square tits

    - Surgically-enhanced (or some might argue "distorted") facial features

    - claims of 4 years of European and South African high fashion modeling without a single photo as proof of her Overseas Verticality

    - Only 1 semester away from a Pitt English Lit degree although some bios now claim she left Pittsburgh for NY at age 19 and is unable to grammatical structure most sentences

    - Speaking several foreign languages when she can't even simulate a foreign accent on a ridiculous TV appearance

    - Perhaps a transgendered female born as "Scott"

    - "Animal Activist" - which consists of photo opportunities as a paid spokesequine for one of the lowest rated charities, shuttling kittens in and out for face time while sporting $23000 designer handbags and wearing clothing harvested from the skins of suffering animals. Has she ever spoken out against the slaughter of baby seals, the fishermen's nets killing dolphins, the suffering some innocent animals whose short lives are subjected to in commercial lab testing, the need to wear pleather and other synthetic fabrics or any of the myriad of inhumane treatments of animals??

    - Having her name on a best-selling dog care book consisting of a collection of subjects easily googled on the web, actually ghost-written by a real author

    - Loving wife who, be it living in the Hamptons mansion while Howard's in NY, or hitting all the cocktail parties and red carpet events spends more time separated from her beloved husband than together.

    - - And now as if a barren-wombed bimbo writing a children's book about a bogus adopted cat, a faux heart condition and a Quiverseque magical cure wasn't enough, it turns out the written part of the book is being "contributed" by the known author of about 7 children's books going back to the late 90s. Some "best selling author!"

    Finishing schools, "the Pittsburgh Kennedy's" when her father Bob, forfeited his dental license beings a convicted felon for billing fraud, what about this bitch is real aside from the expectation that nothing likely is?

    Can you think of other ways in which "what you see with Beth Ostrosky Stern sure ain't what you get" ???
     
  2. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    She has a non-functioning excretory system.
     
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    She maintains she really liked h.s. and was in a college sorority.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Beth fan blog said Pluggy created the story of her apartment catching on fire, exploding and flooding so there would be a reason there is no evidence from her past.....
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    You forgot this: (from The Decline and Fall of Howard Stern: http://mulligansspew.com/the-decline-and-fall-of-howard-stern/)

    Her TV show “Mom Caves” was one of the most staggering and disgusting examples of hypocrisy ever witnessed. A forty year-old childless woman explaining to actual moms what they need to do. And then when she’s done they can explain to her how to be a vapid, gold-digging airhead. The show was pretty educational though because I had always thought a “mom cave” was what the baby was shot out of.


    Of course, this barren-wombed dog worshipper’s vast personal experience comes from owning not one, but two “mom caves” of her own. One of these cave-like dwellings by the way is two-stories tall and located in the Hamptons. You know, like most working moms. Well good thing she clearly must have bought and paid for those ridiculous monstrosities herself. She probably saved up her babysitting money.
     
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    She's REAL stupid.....
     
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    Bent right knee
     
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    She's every man's fantasy & we all jack off to her.

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    She likes selfies.
     
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    Her husband can hit a golf ball 300 yards.
     
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    That's my favorite one. My wife is so amazing Robin. She never poops and even when she does, it's like once a month and it's pellets.
     
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    You're only human.
     
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    I don't know if this fits the thread gist, but she's also an expert pussy washer and does it better than any other woman.
     
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    Her shoes and purses are consistently made of REAL LEATHER!

    Her eyelashes and hair are consistently really not grown out of her head.

    Beth claimed she was really the inventor of the "Pawfect Smile" portable pet toothbrush, when it actuality, it was developed by either a dentist or a veterinarian (the proof is around here somewhere, but not really worth looking for)
     
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    This has to me the most insane of all the lies.
     
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  17. ILOOKLIKEBETH

    ILOOKLIKEBETH skunk patrol Gold

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    the shit stain in her shorts
     
  18. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...that wouldnt destroy any records of her overseas modeling. it might have destroyed one of those cheap pics they take of you at dinner, a personal pic but a swiss magazine with beth "on the cover doing a jump all dressed in ski wear" would have been save somewhere even if it is in a pile at a swiss hoarders house. like @monsoon has said, beth who was your agent, whats the name of the shows you did and the magazine names? nobody monsoon knows has ever heard of beth. we see the haband modeling of a fat young cow and a real cow next to her so all the good stuff after that and before fhm has been tragically destroyed. the fhm pics are so bad they should be destroyed too.
     
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    The 'dinner party' at Mercer Kitchen in 2000 :rolleyes: -- that fated venue, where she looked into Howard's eyes & knew, at that very moment, she'd met her "forever person".