Ask a Brah staying in a hotel for business anything

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Sep 30, 2014.

  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    Did you stay smart?
     
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    Can you post a pic of what's in the mini-bar, here, in this bar?
     
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    post pic of the room
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Have you found the genitalia clamps that @Splash always leaves behind? :smile:


    what about beating off on the bed sheet? Have you done that one yet? I usually get that out of the way before I take a shit in the shower.

    :c
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    the shower, huh? I always shit in the air conditioner.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Depends on the seasons.

    I'll shit in the AC/Heater if it's winter, not summer.
     
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    Did you hook up with any craigslist's whores yet?
     
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    We need room pics
     
  10. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    No....Marriott

    No mini bar but a mini fridge and microwave

    Nothing special. 1 br suite in a Marriott. Too much work to post pic

    No beating off. Got a nice going away present from the future Mrs. Brah this morning :sunny:

    never have, never will
     
  11. Satori Brah

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    I probably would have before I threw all of my stuff around the room :jj:
     
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    A guy I know did a lot of traveling and always hooked up with them.

    He was in Charlotte with one and gave the keys to his rental car so she could grab something to eat for them, she never came back with the rental.:ufacepalm:
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Well that's some real Grade A Shit planning right there.

    Someone needs to learn the 6 P Principle. Proper planning prevents piss poor performance.
     
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  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    There are 5-6 bars right around the hotel. It would be easier and less expensive to pick up a girl at the bar and bring her back
    than buy a whore anyway.
     
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    I just checked my bag with the sky cap (a Frenchman) and he told me I have a beautiful smile and hugged me and kissed me. This is the second random man who has kissed me in the last week. Can you tell me why? Coincidence?
    It happens occasionally but not twice in a week.

    Hi Satori! :wub:
     
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  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    They used to say that in the Marines all the time
     
  17. Satori Brah

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    Because of your "fuck me" eyes? :dontknow:

    Hi Suzanne! :hug:
     
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    Omg you're right!
     
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    I tell you that all the time before I fuck you :dontknow:
     
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    Have you peed in the coffee maker yet?
     
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