Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jun 17, 2014.
Is the remote crusty with old cum?
Did you bring a black light?
Whose cock is bigger, my father's or a blue whale?
They both fit in your mouth.
What's the going massage rate in the back pages?
i did not
your father looks like he has a small cock so I'm going with the whale. No offense
Anything cool in walking distance?
Is there a White Castle nearby?
Do they have a shrimp cocktail on the room service menu? If so, how much?
Are you staying on the concierge floor?
I hope no one pisses on your luggage.
Do you think all the questions asked so far are stupid?
Put tape over your peephole so nobody will take naked photos of you.
On second thought , scratch that. What hotel did you say you were staying in?
no.....just a lbusy road with a lot of stores and restaurants
no.....you like White Castle ?
Where abouts are you staying?
do you think that Ronnie O'Sullivan has ever spotted Michaela Tabb's pink?
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i put a do not disturb sign so no one comes in my room during my short stay
i always put my room key to cover the hole and know where my key is
This thread is boring... I hope the bed sheets give you crabs