Ask a brah who is staying in a hotel for bidness anything (part deux) (srs)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Is the remote crusty with old cum?
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    Did you bring a black light?
     
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    Whose cock is bigger, my father's or a blue whale?
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    They both fit in your mouth. :c
     
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    What's the going massage rate in the back pages?
     
  7. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    lemme check.......nope

    i did not

    your father looks like he has a small cock so I'm going with the whale. No offense

    No idea
     
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    Anything cool in walking distance?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Is there a White Castle nearby?
     
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    Do they have a shrimp cocktail on the room service menu? If so, how much?
     
  11. gwartney

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    Are you staying on the concierge floor?
     
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    I hope no one pisses on your luggage.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Do you think all the questions asked so far are stupid?
     
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    Put tape over your peephole so nobody will take naked photos of you.

    On second thought , scratch that. What hotel did you say you were staying in?
     
  15. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    no.....just a lbusy road with a lot of stores and restaurants

    no.....you like White Castle ?

    $12 app
     
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    Where abouts are you staying?
     
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    do you think that Ronnie O'Sullivan has ever spotted Michaela Tabb's pink?
     
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    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    <--------- Marriott Platinum member....
     
  19. Satori Brah

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    yes

    i put a do not disturb sign so no one comes in my room during my short stay

    they're ok

    i always put my room key to cover the hole and know where my key is
     
  20. LonghornJ

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    This thread is boring... I hope the bed sheets give you crabs