Ask a brah who's dating a chick w/ a hole in her heart anything (srs) (juss my luck)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    So she was having these fainting and dizziness spells. Her doc took blood work, ekg and
    had her go get an echo. Turns out she has a small hole in her atrial wall.

    damaged goods :facepalm:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    rub some dirt on it
     
  3. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    can you stick your dick in said hole?
     
  4. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    does she have a hole in her crotch as well?
     
  5. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    that's what I said

    I'll try :dontknow:

    yes :dance:
     
  6. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    4th input girls rock:cool:
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Does she give up the bhole?
     
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    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    Does she even lift
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    [video=youtube;I-h4A7bF8wQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-h4A7bF8wQ[/video]

    :dadance:
     
  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    easy fix, many points scored for being the caring attentive guy
     
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    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Does she have money?
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :bigthink

    a gentleman never tells :toptip:

    yes….she's in great shape. dat ass
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    its not a big deal actually, I dated a girl with same & never knew it. if they died at 40, they would be the perfect wife.
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :jj:
     
  15. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I would bust your balls back but you are a loose cannon :worried:

    cool…..I won't show her this thread :D

    yes….owns her own business, very ambitious and offers to pay for shit sometimes
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    holy jesus you are smart :jj:
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Really? Did they go in and close it?

    She's 32
     
  18. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    He's a Marine :salute: of course
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Can you bang her?

    If you bang her, and she dies, does that mean you killed her?


    You could call yourself 'Dick of Death' if that happened. :grad:
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    My bud had his closed up at 38. No big whoop really. Did an angio type thing and done.