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  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    Hey Ladies!
    Got a question for the guys of Dawg's about men?

    Ask here and i'll bet ya get an answer.


    >>Ask a Gal<<
     
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  2. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    I'll start.

    Hey, is it true that the hole in your penis is there so you can get more oxygen to your brain? :scratch:
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Yes. I am having trouble with oxygen intake. Now give me Dick-to-Mouth to help me breath.
     
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    HowieCalbo New Member

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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj:
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    No, actually it's a vacuum. We use it to suck all your dreams and inspirations out of you.
     
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    TYSON New Member VIP

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    Monk is hilarious :jj:
    :beer:
     
  8. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    and that explains why i am sitting at home alone with 2 cats on a saturday night. :doh:

    (and yes, i realize the implication of my above sentence) :hhh:
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Well that is just SHIT.

    My wife has been looking to go into NYC soon. Come Springtime let's hit the Seaport and have drinks on a Saturday.
     
  10. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    sounds good!:booze::pparty::beer::burp::wino::hic:

    I am 2 blocks away from the seaport, and all i have been saying for the past 6 weeks is that i can't wait until it gets warm so I can go walk around down there.
     
  11. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Jeremy's Ale House. :thumbup2:

    They moved from their original spot a few years ago, but a good time still. Prepare to lose yer bra!
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    i used to work right near Jeremy's and hang out there all the time. Every friday afternoon we'd go back to work drunk and just stare at the walls. Our boss just laughed.

    I don't like the new one at all. Their fried calamari is not nearly as good as it used to be. and they don't have the outside seating. :mad:
     
  13. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Ahhhh!! you know the OLD Jeremy's! Huge Styrofoam cups, shitty old tables and a ton of bra's. The new spot does suck. Ever been to Harry's at Hanover Square? Big spot for the Wall Street assholes.
     
  14. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    and the best fried calamari in NYC! like i said, every friday for about 2 years...lol Our office even had a christmas party there.

    Never been to Harry's. I live with those Wall Street assholes. But they're polite assholes. They always let me off the elevator first.
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I was a Wall Street asshole. :jj:

    NO MORE THOUGH!
     
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    lisaslisas New Member

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    I would like to know why every man is over 6' and has a huge cock. :)
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    so i have to ask you then - i have never had an elevator full of men not get out of it until i got out. Where did they all learn this? I have never had a single solitary guy let me off the elevator first, as a matter of fact. is this something they teach on Wall Street?
     
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    Same reason every woman is 5'6", 110 lbs with a set of 36 C cups.
     
  19. lisaslisas

    lisaslisas New Member

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    :cheer: So I have never lied!! :cheer:
     
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    Sounds like you've been surrounded by retards (or maybe A group of lovely people/dominicans) your whole life. A man instinctively knows to make way for a woman...shit for people period. You see it in the subway every day. The second and a half it takes for you to step out, let the people off and step back in is way more productive than stubbornly fighting with people getting on/off and holding up service. The ones that don't get it are usually the same oblivious people who speak in clicks/monkey noise or think stopping short in a doorway/stairwell when they know a crowd of people are behind them is acceptable behavior.