Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Jan 11, 2014.
She's not gonna fuck you dude.
Ask her how they're hanging.
Gray pubes or not?
Are you gonna 'clean the pipe' out before you go?
Don't eat garlic before the date, dude.
Are you gonna be shocked when you find out its Dave?
I say Granny hangs for 7 minutes then abandons him.
How much birthday money does she owe you?
Dave, we need your gambling expertise to set the over under please.
80 years old, so I don't have to use protection
Granny needs lots of Vaseline
Her kisses taste just like denture cream
I doubt it, she flew here from Texas just for the occasion.
What's AG's new rat-mobile?
Smart thinking, gotta take these ho's outta their comfort zone. It's on.
Tooth says ask her why yer whore mother gave you up for adoption.
Difficult line for me to set.
I can't figure out why anyone in this world would want to get into another persons business at this time. Now you're going to have to deal with it.