Ask a guy meeting his Grandmother tomorrow for the first time anything ITT.

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    She's not gonna fuck you dude.
     
  3. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    Ask her how they're hanging.
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Gray pubes or not?
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Are you gonna 'clean the pipe' out before you go? :c
     
  6. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    :jj:
     
  7. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    Don't eat garlic before the date, dude.
     
  8. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Are you gonna be shocked when you find out its Dave? :c
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Nah.
     
  10. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    I say Granny hangs for 7 minutes then abandons him.
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    How much birthday money does she owe you?
     
  12. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    Dave, we need your gambling expertise to set the over under please.
     
  13. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :giggle:
     
  14. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    80 years old, so I don't have to use protection
    Granny needs lots of Vaseline
    Her kisses taste just like denture cream
     
  15. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    I doubt it, she flew here from Texas just for the occasion. :c
     
  16. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    What's AG's new rat-mobile?
     
  17. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    Smart thinking, gotta take these ho's outta their comfort zone. It's on.
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Tooth says ask her why yer whore mother gave you up for adoption.
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Difficult line for me to set.

    I can't figure out why anyone in this world would want to get into another persons business at this time. Now you're going to have to deal with it.
     
  20. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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