Ask a guy meeting his Grandmother tomorrow for the first time anything ITT.

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    She's not gonna fuck you dude.
     
  3. Sleep

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    Ask her how they're hanging.
     
  4. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    Gray pubes or not?
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Are you gonna 'clean the pipe' out before you go? :c
     
  6. Sleep

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    :jj:
     
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    Don't eat garlic before the date, dude.
     
  8. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Are you gonna be shocked when you find out its Dave? :c
     
  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Nah.
     
  10. Sleep

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    I say Granny hangs for 7 minutes then abandons him.
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    How much birthday money does she owe you?
     
  12. Sleep

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    Dave, we need your gambling expertise to set the over under please.
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :giggle:
     
  14. NipplesAndToes23

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    80 years old, so I don't have to use protection
    Granny needs lots of Vaseline
    Her kisses taste just like denture cream
     
  15. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I doubt it, she flew here from Texas just for the occasion. :c
     
  16. TripTo My Taint

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    What's AG's new rat-mobile?
     
  17. Sleep

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    Smart thinking, gotta take these ho's outta their comfort zone. It's on.
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

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    Tooth says ask her why yer whore mother gave you up for adoption.
     
  19. Daveindiego

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    Difficult line for me to set.

    I can't figure out why anyone in this world would want to get into another persons business at this time. Now you're going to have to deal with it.
     
  20. Stevie

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