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  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    What is your field of expertise? Do I have any burning questions I've been wanting to ask you?



    I'm a flight attendant. No, I'm not gay but about 55% of my male counterparts are. That means my competition for female coworker poon is cut roughly in half. Not bad. I also have some flying experience.

    I also used to be a pro carpenter. Most anything with wood or concrete I'm very experienced in. All my coworkers in that field were male and straight and sweaty. I'll take the well dressed, nice smelling girls to work with any day.

    I can answer questions about flying -- in front of an behind the cockpit door (the PC term is 'flight deck' but I refuse to use it) -- the airport, planes, or questions about construction.

    Who else can volunteer their expertise?
     
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    Im a male nurse with some open heart surgery experience.
     
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    i swallow and smuggle balloons filled with small children into this country that are later sold into the lucrative fry cook industry
     
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    I'm a receptionist. I answer phones, pull files and make/change/cancel appointments. Since there probably won't be any questions, I can watch TV there and if/when I get another dog, it can come to work with me.
     
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    Structural Drafter. I'm sure there are many burning questions, I await.