Ask An Official Diablo III Beta Tester Anything

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  1. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    That's right. I got the invite and I am downloading it now. Who wants to touch me?

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  2. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Let me know if you get to the fifth boss to save Sylvia. That Mr. X can be a real pisser.
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I guess you don't get laid much.
     
  4. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    I do not understand these questions. What is laid means?
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Why are you posting so early? Or late?
     
  6. Jack-A-Roe

    Jack-A-Roe Active Member

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    have you played Skyrim?
     
  7. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    I thought this was about a golf club.

    Nevermind. :D
     
  8. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    It is normal for me to get up at 4:30 and start posting. Almost every day.

    No I haven't. I still haven't decided on a console yet.
     
  9. sik

    sik New Member

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    It's on PC as well. I dont play RPG's, just FPS. How did you get the invite?
     
  10. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    You said to ask you anything so here you go:

    What is the sound of one hand clapping?
     
  11. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    I opted in for the beta test I think last summer on the battle.net site. Got two emails this morning telling me to go to my account and download the beta. I am also supposed to receive a free copy of the game when it is released and I see that download is available as well in my account. I assume this is to save time on 5/15 when the servers go live to have already downloaded most of it.

    I don't really know much about skyrim I guess. I remember playing diablo a lot back in the 20th century along with the sims.
     
  12. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    It makes a pat pat pat sound. :hat:
     
  13. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth ADORABLE DEPLORABLE Gold

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    How many pounds of shit do you think you "evacuate" every day?
     
  14. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    That's not normal
     
  15. Franklin

    Franklin New Member

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    I'm buying a PC and a copy of this game on launch day.
     
  16. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks!

    Here's another: How long does it take corn to pass through the body?
     
  17. Spoons

    Spoons Active Member

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    Instead I get:

    Congratulations! You've been selected to participate in the beta test of World of Warcraft®: Mists of Pandaria™.

    I wanted Diablo dammit!
     
  18. Henry Gale

    Henry Gale New Member

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    What is diablo III
     
  19. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    My husband got the same thing...you aren't so special. :coffee:
     
  20. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Did he get it to run? Mine locks up. :(