Ask Elias anything. I'm bored at work.

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  1. eliasbboy

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  2. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Where is Oderus today?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    have you shoved one of your customized pens up your ass?
     
  4. eliasbboy

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    St. Charles Illinois. He has a secret family there he supports by selling body fluids.
     
  5. eliasbboy

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    Shoved? No. Placed gently with care and respect for the craftsmanship? Yes.
     
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    Have you ever impregnated a woman?
     
  7. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    If you could only post in one forum on this site which would it be?
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    Yes. I have two kids.
     
  9. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Fukin' Mormons.
     
  10. eliasbboy

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    :eek:

    Hmmm...

    I listen to Howard less and less, and those guys are always more than capable of posting in the bar, but the bar posters that don't listen to Howard have no reason to post over there, so I would say the Bar would give me the best opportunity to still talk to everyone I like.
     
  11. DogStar69

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    WTF is wrong with Monk?
     
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    Are you 100% certain they are yours?
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    :dance:
     
  14. eliasbboy

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    The both make homemade crayons and draw shitty pictures with other people's heads, so yes. They are mine.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    this faggot crying about his reps :jj:
     
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    Ginger or Mary Ann?
     
  17. eliasbboy

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    He had a major baseball career ahead of him as a pitcher. One day he got into an argument with his girlfriend and when he flung his poop at her he blew out his rotator cuff. He's been bitter and throwing poo like a left handed girl ever since.
     
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    What is the sound of one hand clapping?
     
  19. eliasbboy

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    Mary Ann. I'm not into the glamor shot looks. I'm more into women that drink shots.
     
  20. eliasbboy

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    Same as a fart in the wind.