Ask me questions and I will not tell lies

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Are you a taxi driver ?
     
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    how many cocks have you sucked, besides your own?
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Deepercreek Gone fishing Gold

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    Ever shoot an AR15 or kill a gorilla?
     
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    OkbyeEric Well-Known Member

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    Where is your wife from?
     
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    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    How many all you can eat Chinese buffets have you shut down?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    what are you in to
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What waist size are your jeans?
     
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    Mike, do you still work at a dealership?
     
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    OkbyeEric Well-Known Member

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    Why did the car dealership fire you?
     
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    Mr Sinister Gold

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    Why can't you use your home computer
     
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    Why don't you watch cam whores anymore?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    How many times a day do you shit?
     
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    GLguygardner Chickenshit heel VIP

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    Hey Mike, big fan.

    Do you sniff the seat after a hot chick leaves your car?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Do you have sleep apnea?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    What do you use to wipe your ass after you shit?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    How deep is your belly button?
     
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    Do you get winded brushing your teeth?
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Are your mom and dad still alive?