Asked my granny how old she thought Beth was?

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  1. factory girl

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    I showed a pic of Beth with jumpsuit, hat, and stupid purple heels to my grandma. Asked her old she though this woman was and she said " oh she is a really pretty 48, 49 year old".

    Love it, thought I would share with you.
     
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    last night i asked my granny if she thought beth was a three input kinda girl.

    she refused to answer and feigned offence. so i threw her back in her chair and wheeled her off to the back porch.

    'greatest generation' my ass.
     
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    I feel this quote is a little scary!?
     
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    Leather skin does that.
     
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    :thumbup2:
     
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    i believe it...there are so many generic, blonde 50yr olds in palm beach county (or like beth could be 40 and have had plastic surgery).

    she isn't very pretty. i had an epiphany today when i realized it's the blonde hair that frames her face....she has tiny pig eyes, an ENORMOUS mouf, and long, long ultrawhite teefuses.
     
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    ...not really. shes survived being pushed off the porch before. shes the kind where you really have to make your feelings known.
     
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    A wise woman, your granny is.
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    ask Granny what she thinks of Beth's plastic surgery
     
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    beff always looks so oily...
     
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    I am sure that this comparison has been made, but she looks like the joker with blonde hair. I would put money on her being better looking without makeup and surgery, I would love to see her that way.
     
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    You pretty much nailed it. This pic terrifies me. I'm posting a link because it must be seen in it's full size to be appreciated.
     
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    You could rub her face on a skillet and fry eggs.
     
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    Your grandma is a four input woman. I've heard all the stories.
     
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    Well. in fairness.... how old is Grandma and how good are her eyes?
     
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    Hey don't knock trach sex til you've tried to on a comatose gal
     
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    str2.jpg

    :jj: tiny CRAZY pig eyes
     
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    christmas mornings were fantastic! my cousins and i would form a line to be serviced.

    norman rockwell couldn't paint a prettier picture. it was a simpler time.
     
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    :nono: Much too lively and full of vigor