Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, May 27, 2015.
This should go well.
I could never get a girl like her :/
Get a real fucking job, vapid cunt!
@DarkFriday @RH Goatcabin @Psyche
"u sure u dont want 2 have sex? xD"
Sum's still here.
She's a butterface Gar. You're too good for her.
It's a #s game Gary if the first 100 say no you have to just ask another 100
Aw lol thanks But I think she has a great face
The only legit reason why any hetero guy would say no would be because he thinks it's a set-up. Scary boyfriend pimp in the closet, etc.
Understandable concern but the larger point is valid:
females can have sex any time they want. if they were to place this ad on Craigslist or on Tinder, they would be having sex with exactly what they're asking for within 60 minutes:
"Hey guys, I'm looking to hook-up asap! I'm not a barbie type, I have a below average looking face and a plus size body. Your reply must include a pic. You must be in very good shape and good looking, only guys with a very large cock will be accepted and you must love to perform oral on both my pussy and my asshole".
yes, it's pathetic, but that's how easy it is for females. you would have to be an A-list celebrity if you're male to have a similar type of access.
That's the attitude.
Why exactly did ya get booted from that other thread Schmoop?
Instead of a condom Gary keeps a moist towelette in his wallet because he runs into buffalo wings a lot more often than sex.
actually i use a kidney i found lying on the street. works pretty well and is washable
who is in your AV?
Is it just me, or does the thread title/ author make you think he's finally coming out as the flaming homo that he is and is looking for a gang bang???
I have no idea.