Ass Napkin still around?

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  1. BatmiteReturns

    BatmiteReturns Well-Known Member

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    Listening to the best of Ass Napkin (thanks @toddpacker ) and was curious if he is still on the show?

    That guy is a fucking trip especially the whole saga with him and Debbie.

    "Awright I'll use my food stamps to buy me lunch for the bus ride there"

    He's a great guest. Love his little weasel accent.
     
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    He's got a best of Ass Napkin Ed now?

    Jesus H. Packer's really scraping the bottom of the barrel for specials these days. Next up, the best of Hillbilly Jack.

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    You can talk to him on Facebook.
     
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    I'm almost done listening to Packer's complete Gary Del'Abate Vinyl Collection Saga.
     
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    Best of Ass Napkin?

    Is that even possible?

    Perhaps one of the worse whackpackers of all time....the epitome of what a shit show most of the Sirius years were and are
     
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    Ass Napkin Ed's Lawsuit. 04/14/15. 9:10am

    Howard had Ass Napkin Ed on the phone. Ed said he's growing tits. Howard said he heard about this. Howard said Ed has a lawyer now. Howard said this is so annoying. Ed asked why it's annoying. Howard said he's always looking for an angle to get money. Howard played a clip of Ed talking to Shuli about this. In the clip Ed said he's suing Johnson and Johnson over a drug he took called Risperidone that caused him to grow tits. Howard said maybe he got tits from being a lazy fuck. Howard said if he had tits he'd sue for a lot more. Howard said his life was ruined by this. Ed said he had to go for a mammography. Howard said he's the kind of guy who will say his life was ruined over nothing.

    Howard asked Shuli if he has any info on this. Shuli came in and said Ed's weight has gone up quite a bit. Howard said he probably got tits because of that. Ed accused Shuli of being racist after that. Shuli said he weighed 220 and he lost 7 pounds when he joined the lawsuit. Shuli said that he had gained so much weight that he didn't think he could get in his crawlspace to fix his frozen pipes this winter. Ed blamed the weight gain on the drug but he was drinking about 24 cans of Pepsi every day. Shuli said Ed lost all of his upper teeth because of that. Howard said he heard that he was using his fingers as upper teeth where he pushes his food down on the bottom teeth. Howard asked if all of the uppers are gone. Shuli said all of them on top are gone. Ed said he has 7 on the bottom. Howard said just imagine losing all of your teeth. Howard asked if he ever brushed them. Ed said he doesn't have any. Shuli said Ed used to scratch his ass with his toothbrush. Shuli said he lost that toothbrush too.

    Howard thanked Ed for the call. Ed gave him an ''819'' as he was signing off. Howard said Ed is in on this lawsuit. Shuli said he wasn't going to sue until he saw this commercial. Howard said he won't see much money from it if it's a class action suit. Howard said that drug sounds like it's a good drug for people who want tits. Shuli said it's an anti-psychotic.
     
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    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    That guy sucks so bad.
     
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    So, Shuli is in on the lawsuit too?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    ANE is sometimes on Joey Boots podcast on podtrash.com
    I think he is trying to move to Santa Cruz.
     
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    who ?
     
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    Piece of shit should be dead in a gutter next to HPE
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    To even sugest this guy is wackpacker is heresy.
    To put this disgusting leach in the same category as Beet or ETM or Gary the retard turns my stomach.
     
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    The only problem is HPE isn't dead in a gutter either unfortunately. The wrong people get to live.
     
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    This just in!

    Howard is interviewing a box of paper clips on Monday! And, as if that were not enough, he is also going to interview special friend of the show: The Swingline Stapler!
     
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    Wow, never knew the hatred for Ed existed. I always thought he was kind of funny.