Ass Napkins DO Exist... ANE missed his copyright chance!

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  1. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults VIP

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    We still get a Sunday newspaper... I love to lounge around eating breakfast and reading through it all.

    Anyhow, as I was perusing through the store ads and coupon sections late last night, what do my beady eyes find?

    :eek:

    An ad and coupon for this:

    Butterfly Body Liners
    Proven Protection for Little Bowel Leaks

    (Isn't this what ANE has been doing for years???)


    Butterfly Body Liners are the first and only body liner that adheres comfortably and discreetly in between the buttocks. Butterfly is a totally new kind of protection, so it’s important to learn how to position it correctly for maximum comfort and protection. Butterfly looks so easy, but may take some practice.

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    More here... plus pictoral INSTRUCTIONS: https://butterfly.com/butterfly-body-liners/


    Go ahead and discuss... :confused: :eek: :confused:

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  2. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    They don't sell them in Canada :depressed:
     
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  4. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults VIP

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    This. I tried to tell my husband why it was so funny, he wanted no part of it.

    He just said, "I don't want to know why someone would have paper butterflies in their underwear".

    :giggle:
     
  5. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    just told him via twitter.
     
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    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I told him about this a couple of months ago. He said, "that's different." :haha:
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Who wouldn't want a pretty butterfly in their ass crack?
     
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  8. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Fuck that piece of shit scumbag fuckhead. Why isn't he dead yet?
     
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    That reminds me...every time my wife makes these I laugh because of Vinnie.
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    EddyG MORON Banned User

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