Asshole Ferrets

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  1. XuXu

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    and dumbshit parents


    http://6abc.com/news/baby-attacked-by-3-ferrets-in-darby-home/487886/


    DARBY BOROUGH, Pa. (WPVI) --
    A one-month-old baby is hospitalized after losing up to 25 percent of her face after being attacked by three ferrets inside her home.

    Sources tell Action News the incident happened Thursday in the 300 block of Poplar Street in Darby Borough.

    Sources say the child was placed in her car seat and then left on the floor. The mother of the child then went upstairs in her home.

    During the time the mother was away, three ferrets escaped their cloth-like cage and then chewed on the girl's face.

    The parents then heard screaming and came downstairs to see that the child had suffered severe injuries to her lips and nose and other parts of her face.

    The parents' four other children are now in the custody of Child & Youth Services.

    Authorities say the baby is listed in stable condition at Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, and will likely need multiple surgeries over the years to repair her face.

    She is currently receiving assistance breathing due to the injuries to her nose.

    Ferrets are mammals part of the weasel family. They are legal to own as pets in the state of Pennsylvania.

    No criminal charges have been filed at this time as the incident is under investigation.
     
  2. ice cream

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    stupid people are dumb
     
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    Is the mom hot ??
     
  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Ferrets ripped my flesh?
     
  5. XuXu

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    She's had five kids, so the chances are slim. Also, she probably smells from having three ferrets in her house.
     
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    Ferrets smell awful.
     
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    This seems unusual, though. My money is on the ferrets hadn't been fed in a while.
     
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    Are you saying @Nantrax is a bad mom?
     
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    Why, does she leave her baby alone with ferrets?
     
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    I was expect another thread on gay marriage.
     
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    Normally when the animals of Darby get you they're of the human variety.
     
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    Delco dirtbags.
     
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    When I was a teenager I worked at a pet store. This other girl who worked there had three ferrets. Two of them died. She asked me if I wanted the one that was left, so I took it. What a little prick that thing was. Biting my fucking toes while I slept, HARD. Pissing and shitting in every single corner of the apartment. Stinking up the joint. Ugh, I couldn't take it. I pawned him off on someone else.
     
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    I had relatives that lived in upper darby 30+ yrs ago and it wasn't bad at all, then the urban crawl from Phila made its way in and it didn't take long.

    Its a suburb in name only.
     
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    So true. Blacks and dirty whites. It's a mess.
     
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    Ugh, just saw the "father" on the news. He looks/sounds more retarded than Lever. Also, they referred to the mother as his "fiancee". Seriously? Five kids and you can't be bothered to pay the $50 for the license and get married?
     
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    Xuxu, see?
     
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    Sickening. :sad:
     
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    It's all about how you train ferrets. They are so misunderstood.
     
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    Ferrets are the pit bulls of weasel-like pets
     
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