Asshole stretching

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by UncaDollas, Apr 14, 2015.

  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Looks kinda painful, but 'the rose' looks worse. Not on my bucket list!

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    In this shot Morgan Freeman looks at Jack Nicholson's dick before having him push out a rose.
     
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    Does Jack Nicholson still go to Laker games like an idiot?
     
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    Dionysus Shit Mult

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    I took a huge shit this morning. Stretched mine for sure
     
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    :munch:
     
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    I was watching an ava devine video (for science) when she suddenly opened wide and let the bottom few inches of her digestive tract hang all out. I guess she can do it at will.
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That's got to be bad for you.
     
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    Her whole asshole was hanging out.
     
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    @goatse
     
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    I imagine she is going to be wearing a colostomy bag in her future.
     
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  10. banksy

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  11. Dream Theater

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    I tongue fucked my girlfriends ass just last night.
     
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    I thought this was about @wetback and his pre workout routine.
     
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  13. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :fil: oh?
     
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    Sleep The Violence. The Speed. The Momentum. VIP

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    no you didn't.
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    Swear to God and anything else you'd care for me to swear on. And I was 110% sober.
     
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    do NOT google prolapsed anus no matter what. :grad:
     
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    Rectal insertion x rays are a hoot though.
     
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    I bet you can get your butt real clean after a dookie if you could do that at will
     
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  20. geo

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    googling now :grad:
     
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