Astro's Snow-Cone vendor takes his inventory into the bathroom w/ him to drop a deuce

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  1. 2Manboobs

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    Fart-flakes & pee-splatter on my Ballpark Sno-cone please..


    [video=youtube;tyCpTHBqqtA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyCpTHBqqtA[/video]



    Ballpark vendor caught on video using restroom next to his snow cones


    A Houston Astros snow cone vendor was caught on camera at a recent game using the men's restroom next to the snacks he was selling to fans.

    Houston's KPRC Local 2 obtained the video, which was taken on a fan's cell phone. The fan told Local 2, "I couldn't believe what I was seeing. ... What sane person could possibly thing, 'Yeah this is a good idea'?"

    Reid Ryan, the Houston Astros' new president, said that the vendor was fired immediately.

    "Well, right away, I just thought, 'We gotta let this guy go. There is no doubt about it,'" Ryan, who is the son of Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan, told Local 2's Bill Spencer. "That was my decision."


    http://www.mercurynews.com/sports/ci_23306015/ballpark-vendor-caught-video-using-restroom-next-his
     
  2. LonghornJ

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    That franchise is really in the dumps :c
     
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    ​Boon.
     
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    Mr. Clutch don't mind :dontknow:
     
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    "...that's real talk"

    What does that even mean?
     
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    Good for him though. Snowcones on the floor of a shitter stall in a stadium. Nasty.
     
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    FUCK! I love snow cones :chair:
     
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    Poop Cone

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    So, fire the guy living on tips rather than ensuring it doesn't happen again by providing employee bathrooms.

    How are there snow cone walking vendors at a game. Don't those things melt in about five minutes?
     
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    Shit crystals all in that thing.
     
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    actually no THIS is the funniest thing I have seen today :jj:
     
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    :rolleyes: because dropping his inventory off at the nearest concession booth before he uses the head would be faaaar too much effort
     
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    Minute Maid park is a retractable roof that is typically closed all season because Houston is hot as a motherfucker.
     
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    The guy who filmed this is a real fucking rat
     
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    In his defense, where else is he supposed to put his inventory?
    I mean .. if he loses his stuff or comes back empty handed, daddy's gonna smack him
     
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    at any one of the 100 concession stands that are always within 50 feet of a public restroom ....Pretty easy problem to solve
     
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    Amazing also that the entire tray of sno-cones probably cost a $1 to produce... we're talking shaved ice and sugar water for fucks sake... then they turn around and probably sell that at $5 a piece.