Entertainment At a bumping nightclub, and trying to ignore everyone

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by garypagetwo, Sep 16, 2016.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    I feel so fucking ugly and gross. I'm surrounded by insanely hot girls and attractive guys, and I just feel like such a fucking shit. I'm with a group of friends but I'm seriously considering considering just giving up and going home. I feel like crying alone
     
  2. Shart Garfunkel

    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    You are ugly and gross. You should give up, go home and cry alone.
     
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  3. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    If the guys are attractive, as you admit, your chances are doubled. Always go with the odds.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    whip your dick out
     
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    hugh jasol Foxy White Gold

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  6. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    You bumping boners, bro?
     
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    Just Me VIP Extreme Gold

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    I've seen a couple of your pics and you're no Taylor Kinney but you're in decent shape and you have an interestingly attractive face. Don't give up yet, you'll find someone.
     
  8. Phil A Sheo

    Phil A Sheo Well-Known Member

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    Go cut a rug with hot chick Gar
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions Gold

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    GP2 - I am not speaking from experience since I am somewhat of a pussy slayer. But I man enough to have gay friends, and some are not at all picky. This is probably the 10th time I have told you this. Let some hot dude fuck you in the ass, and I am sure all of your insecurity will vanish.
     
  10. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Don't forget you also have a GIGANTIC forehead.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    o_O
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    This
     
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  13. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! DawgShed News Gold

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    Gar, EVERYONE feels weird in social situations.

    Just remember that.
     
  14. Drungle

    Drungle BADSTREET USA Gold

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    Challenge one of the attractive guys to a "pants off dance off". Its Europe right?
     
  15. Walygatr

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    I'd be trying to get laid. Lie. That used to work for me.
     
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    Remember hot chicks are into dildos and cocaine; never leave home without it.
     
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    Hey, at least he's housebroken, man...
     
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    RaeRae Well-Known Member

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    It's all in your head Gary. You're a good looking guy. Down a couple of shots and ask some lucky lady to dance. You've got nothing to lose. Go for it!
     
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    75% of the other people in the club are feeling the same way. You are not alone
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    You know what ladies love? A lack of confidence and posting on messageboards from the dance floor.

    Gets the panties so wet they just drop right off.
     
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