At a club with my ex and a couple of friends drunk as fuck

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Jan 23, 2015.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Her old ex from years ago just showed up with his friends and overtook our table. I'm about to leave in a minute to go home and smoke and say fuck everything
     
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    why do you care?
     
  3. Stan Beeman

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    :gayflag:
     
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    That sucks Gary. I'd probably leave too.
     
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    im sure what you meant to say is that someones about to take you home and fuck you in your bork bork asshole :giggle:
     
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    You're going to leave without cracking someone over the head with a bottle? But you threaten people with body bags online? Fucking boy pussy you are.
     
  7. Summer

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    That's a great point. He shouldn't leave without making a strong statement.
     
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    Punch him, Gar. He's trying to play you. Like you're some kind of faggit.
     
  9. Dirty South

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    None of this happened nor is it happening...

    Gary just got done gorging himself at the Golden Corral of Muncie, Indiana.
     
  10. Psyche

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    Suzanne is right, @garypagetwo. It's your time to shine.
     
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    Taking over a table is worse than posting pizza pics imo.
     
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    Tell anyone looking at getting divorced to be a mensch and just assume they'll be okay today, ignorant libtard? :ulol:

    @Schmoopy
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    ^^This.

    You're a total pussy, gary. I hope he puts you in a body bag.
     
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  14. Mr. Potato Head

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    Psyche makes a good point. :grad:
     
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    Gary should get into being a cuck... he was born for it.

    @baltimore mike can give pointers...
     
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    :tater:
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    How long will it take your mom to get there and pick you up?
     
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  18. Mr. Potato Head

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    You really think Gary fucks his mom?
     
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    You named your dog "Everything"?
     
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    :jj: