Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by garypagetwo, Sep 7, 2016.
Nervous as fuck
Taking pictures of the outlets and posting them to an internet forum has been proven to ease stress/nervousness.
I've done many of these. Nothing to be nervous about. If they don't like you, they don't like you. Don't worry about it.
What's the job for, Garbear?
Show them pictures of you pre and post work out. They'll be sure to hire you.
BTW - don't steal all of the happy meal toys. They're for kids, not you.
did you wear a suit ?
You walk in there, peel off your skinny jeans and flop that little cock on the table and tell her this could all be yours if you hook me up with a job that requires zero intelligence and allows me to sit.
When you start selling samples at Sam's, tell Nikkerz I say hey.
Focus on the interview and not posting on an Internet forum. Just my 2 cents.
If getting this job puts a halt to you posting give them my name for a reference; I promise you'll be working before the day is out.
Do you think Gary wore his blue shoes to the interview along with his skinny jeans?
Gary is not at a job interview....
He just checked his Rolodex of shitty thread ideas and "job interview" came up....... Again
Make eye contact, firm handshake, think before you speak. Good luck Gary.
Never dick with your phone while waiting for an interview. It shows lack of attention span.
A job is a company renting your time to focus on their goals.
It's your time. You interview them.
Would you look at the size of those shoes!!! You could climb in one with a paddle and shoot some Rapids down a river in one of those!
I don't blame you. Wait until they ask you why you can't get past one semester of college in 6 years.
Don't tell them any of the stuff that you've told the world on here.
Mr Two, what are your hobbies?
" I like to molest dogs, I go boner bumping to Euro dance club music with my male friends. I frequently get high and or drunk as hell yo and post on a message board crying about how much my life sucks. But it's not all bad , sometime I create songs with racist skits and homo erotic lyrics about the owner of that message board.
I like to eat as many frozen pizzas as possible day or night and I appear on webcams in little blue undies and my teddy bear for other men."
Get the fuck out Mr. Two.