At a party and suddenly see this guy staring at you. What do you do?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    The bigger the hoop the bigger the ho.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Hide my coupons.
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    whip out my phone, snap a pic, start a thread
     
  6. Gitfiddle

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    Knock him the fuck out and put him in a body bag.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Said the comic book reading dork :jj:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :jj:
     
  9. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Come to Oslo and say that.
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I'd offer him a Coors Light then try to fuck his girlfriend.
     
  11. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    I'd be all...

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    :eek: :kkk: :eek:
     
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    what I think of is we go in there, we take your lunch box, we take your sandwich, we take your juice box, we take your applesauce, and we take your spork and we break it.
     
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  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    looks like he forgot to remove the earrings from when he was crossdressing in his bedroom earlier that night
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Good one Gary :spit:
     
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    Nevermind what we'd do. What would you do, Gary?
     
  16. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    Cool tie, dude. Recycled plastic?
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Why would you make a tie out of plastic :scratch:
     
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    I would do this

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    and then Wink :jerk:
     
  19. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Dream Theater's Bitch Gold

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    To sell it to you
     
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    Ask what his secret is