At a party and suddenly see this guy staring at you. What do you do?

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  1. garypagetwo

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    The bigger the hoop the bigger the ho.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    Hide my coupons.
     
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    whip out my phone, snap a pic, start a thread
     
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    Knock him the fuck out and put him in a body bag.
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Said the comic book reading dork :jj:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    :jj:
     
  9. Gitfiddle

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    Come to Oslo and say that.
     
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    I'd offer him a Coors Light then try to fuck his girlfriend.
     
  11. Psyche

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    I'd be all...

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    :eek: :kkk: :eek:
     
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    what I think of is we go in there, we take your lunch box, we take your sandwich, we take your juice box, we take your applesauce, and we take your spork and we break it.
     
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  13. garypagetwo

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    looks like he forgot to remove the earrings from when he was crossdressing in his bedroom earlier that night
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Good one Gary :spit:
     
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    Nevermind what we'd do. What would you do, Gary?
     
  16. garypagetwo

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    Cool tie, dude. Recycled plastic?
     
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    Why would you make a tie out of plastic :scratch:
     
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    I would do this

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    and then Wink :jerk:
     
  19. garypagetwo

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    To sell it to you
     
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    Ask what his secret is