At a party now. There are chicks

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Aug 1, 2015.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Let me know if you want me to try something. Gonna post updates here. :cool:
     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Faggot :jj:
     
  3. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    We really don't wanna hear about you boppin boners again. Yer kinda gross
     
  4. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ask to take a pic and post them here
     
  5. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye I've been picking scabs again Gold

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    Ask if you can photograph their vaginas.
     
  6. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    post pictures and ill buy you a lifetime membership
     
  7. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    do your best Warren Beatty, page
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Try not hitting alert.
     
  9. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    At a party with chick's



    Hides and posts here with dudes



    Fag
     
  10. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    That's like you not using catsup. :no:
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Try having a conversation with one of them. Ask her questions. Tell her about your life. Get to know her. Don't tell her about the crying and the pizza binges. Maybe leave Neopets out too.
     
  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Pull your dick through your zipper and walk around like you don't know it's out.
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Try talking to one without dropping cable in your pants.
     
  14. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Here. Gare. This is the move:

     
  15. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Anfkid is so jealous :jj:
     
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  16. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Well-Known Member

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    Why don't you try stopping a bullet with your face.
     
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  17. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon 。◕‿‿◕。 Gold

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    Gary, don't tell them about how you eat frozen pizzas on a regular basis, and how you hit alert every time your panties get bunched up while you are here.
     
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  18. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    I'm assuming you mods are exaggerating how much Gary hits alert.
     
  19. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Of?
     
  20. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon 。◕‿‿◕。 Gold

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    I thought they were kidding before I became one, then I realized how wrong I was.