WTF At bar right now help with hot poa

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  1. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    So, I am currently at a bar at a lawyers weekend convention. There is a hot little blonde (early 30s) I have been eye fucking for the past 1/2 hour. Unfortunately, she is sitting with a late 50s matron. I dont have the sklls for this on my own and I need to show this chick my briefs. And my cock. She is in my income bracket so I can't throw money at her for the pussy per my typical MO. How do I approach. Help me! Dont make mockery, you degenerates. Serious.
     
  2. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Tell her I have big Johnson. Just do it.
     
  3. BobWeired

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    Act like GP2 and fucking close the deal, pizza for everyone!
     
  4. drewjube

    drewjube Well-Known Member

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    Lawyer? "Hey, babe, come over here and work on my briefs"
     
  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Offer to deposit a thou into her PayPal account. :)
     
  6. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    Send her a drink. Write a note on the napkin that says "do you do dick?".

    Done deal, pal.
     
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  7. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    As I said, she probably makes as much as me. Therefore, she wont demean herself as easily as poor chicks.
     
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  8. Zyro

    Zyro Well-Known Member

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    Amateur.






    Roofies!
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    Use force, Luke.
     
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    Invite her back to your room to watch Son Of The Beach

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  11. JoeyDoubles

    JoeyDoubles Well-Known Member

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    Go up to her and ask: Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?

    If she gets the reference, you're in!
    If not, make up a fake Matt Dillon story
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Oh sorry. I'm sleepy. Smile at her and give her the chin up. You ought to be able to tell if she's interested or not.
     
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  13. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    :jj:


    :nono:
     
  14. Walygatr

    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    This is all I got then.

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    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Bar seat just opend. Wish me luck
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Tell her you'd like to fuck her as hard as she fucks her clients with hourly billing.
     
  17. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Go in for the kill!!
     
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    Get off the Internet for starters
     
  19. Pelicanman

    Pelicanman Engorged Member VIP Gold

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    Shhh! You aren't supposed to let on that you know I kill chicks!
     
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  20. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    Sweet talk the old bat.....then wait it out until she leaves. Then make your move.

    You're welcome.