At The Dentist This Morning

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  1. blairg

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    I walked into the office and I smelled a perfume I had never encountered before. I sat in the waiting room, curious and intrigued until my name was call. My drug plan allow me three regular dental checkups a year, but one of them I only am seen the the hygienist. That was this time. She came into the the waiting room and called my name, our eyes locked immediately.. As she escorted me to the chair, she couldn't help but giggle and make subtle physical contact. She had dark brown hair in a sloppy pony tail, you could tell she was in a rush this morning. But her natural beauty was so remarkable I couldn't help but be floored. It happened quickly, I never even seen it coming. All I remember is her saying that my gums were very sensitive and she should probably gas be a bit so I don't feel the pain. As i woke up all I can remember is her brushing her teeth and crying.
     
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  3. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    what
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    lame
     
  5. hockeygrl

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    Holy fuck you've got a lot of typos in that post.
     
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    it was a dude and he blew you. the "perfume" was drakkar.
     
  8. RH Goatcabin

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    ^ This.
     
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    AQT. :up:
     
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    She was brushing her own teeth and crying?
     
  13. blairg

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    yes
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :D
     
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    I must agree.
     
  16. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    maybe you should have stopped at 6000 buddy.
     
  17. blairg

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    You wouldn't fall in love with a face like this?

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  18. Billy Brown

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    Did you get punched in the eye? What's going on there bra?
     
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    No, it was this:


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  20. blairg

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    :mad: