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  1. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I'm on the can, trying to force out a growler of epic proportions. I've scooted over the garbage can, and have my feet on in, leaning forward, and holy shit...it works like a charm. While it's not as fancy as the Squatty Potty, the theory indeed works.

    Carry on.

    Peace & Love.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I've got some leftover plywood in my woodshop... might have to make one of those bad boys... :bigthink:
     
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    Need more water and fiber in your diet, son. That way you're only pushing out stay puft marshmallow logs out of your system instead of having to force Cypress trees out. :grad:
     
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    Damn right it works. We have one of those kids stools by the toilet so they don't piss straight into the side of it.
    I've been putting my feet up on it for years. Shit like a chink.
     
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    pics or it didnt happen
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    I have a very healthy and balanced diet. However, last night I made a sausage/mushroom pizza. Regardless, I emptied my colon in a glorious fashion.
     
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    Un-fucking-real, isn't it! :beer: I seriously feel 5 pounds lighter.
     
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    Don't force your poo.
     
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    The only time I advocate pushing out Mississippi Butt Logs is for the sheer shock and awe factor of leaving one in a urinal for the next user.
     
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    It's a revelation, it is.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    You have no idea how close I came to taking a shot for the purposes of illustrating this thread. However, the last thing I want is for all of the goddamn armchair-dietitians to go on ad nauseum about the texture/consistency of my stool.
     
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    :hilarious: Nothing good can ever come of that.
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    The only reason I had to give a good shove is because it had the circumference of a regulation softball. My girlfriend was out in the kitchen trying her damndest not to hear the grunting, yelling, and garbage can being scooted all over the floor.
     
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    Drink lots of soda... Your shit will fly out
     
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    You should've run the picture through a multi-color filter. Then they would have no fucking idea what the hell was going on with you. :jj:
     
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    A couple steels will get that shit out quick buddy
     
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    If I eat a Little Caesar's pizza, or anything fast food, I drop actual piles of shit. It looks like a Holstein used the toilet.
     
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    Big, hefty morning shits are one of the biggest things I miss about smoking real cigarettes.
     
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    Where the fuck is Eddie? That guy LOVES a shit thread.