At what age did you discover that Santa wasn't real?

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  1. BuffaloTom

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    Things around here have been getting kind of heavy and dark. Just trying to lighten the mood. When and how did you find out that Santa wasn't real?
     
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    He's not real???

    :bigcry:
     
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    You mean he's not real? Nooooooooo
     
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    I told my kids the day you stop believing is when the presents stop

    Problem solved
     
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    When I was 7. My creep brother and sister showed me candy that was going to be put in our stockings the next morning..I did not believe them... then there they were in my stocking the next AM.. Holy Heartbreak..

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    We should probably sit down and discuss the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy too.
     
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    I stuck a half eaten candy bar in one of my gifts. It was there Christmas morning. I already had my suspicions.
     
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    Same here!
     
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    When I was 4. My parents were basically tired of "Santa" getting the credit for the gifts they bought for me. So they said "Santa is a lie, we bought everything."
     
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    cold...
     
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    :bigcry:
     
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    Telling a 4 yr old that seems mean. Can't believe they could do that all because they were jealous of the attention a fake fat guy in a red suit was getting. Do you have kids and would you do that to them?
     
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    My world came crashing down when I was 44.
     
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    8. A wicked old school teacher
    She ruined 30 kids xmas that year
    Bitch
    :crying:
     
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    Hey Buffalo Tom..How old were you??:bigthink
     
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    We still believe in Santa Dog.

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    Wonder if any parent/teacher meetings were held after that. I know I would have had real problems with that.
     
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    7. You learn a lot sitting on the school bus with the older kids. Saw my first "naked picture" the same year! All down hill from there.
     
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