At what age did you figure out that your parents fucked to make you,?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Borrowing from @BuffaloTom 's theme if childhood discovery
     
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    Seeing how I just came to the realization after reading the thread title I'm gonna have to say 27.
     
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    I'm to old to remember
     
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    Around the time I was regularly stealing dad's penthouses and playboys for those prepuberty jacking sessions, man I kinda miss those a lot, no messy jizz and I could orgasm and then go back to jacking within minutes. I imagine that's what having a clit is similar to.

    The weirdest realization was cleaning out my dad's crap (he died years ago) and found out he had a foot fetish, makes me wonder if that shit is hereditary.
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Remeber walking in on my dad trying to watch the scrambled playboy channel signal....back in the day if you could make the dial stck in btween channels you could get a clean signal
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Do we need to call the authorities? Did @GaryPuppet break into your house and steal your computer?
     
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    This is more about when and how you figured it not about asking for pictures of your mom getting fucked
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    When you get to the second half of a century, you can't remember that stuff anymore,
     
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    @ 13 I can to the ugly realization. Since I had 2 brothers and 2 sisters I did some quick math and realized they had to have done it AT LEAST 5 TIMES!
     
  10. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    oh I totally misunderstood the question
    I thought you were asking how old they were when they made me..
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Wait, what??!! :nooo:
     
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    True and I'm not quite there yet.

    Xavier, the test tube babies, rape spawn and adoptees of the shed are consulting Gloria Allred for your lack of sensitivity to their plight of not knowing the fuckers that created their lives
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    :giggle:
    I got my entrance broadcast to the whole forum last week.
     
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    54. Thanks for ruining my day.
     
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    the stork brought me :eek:
     
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    My mother was such a bitch and pig, I felt sorry for my dad and her second husband. Her third was an asshole like her and they deserved each other.
     
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    I'm a proud product of rape. She bragged to me about his girthiness around the age of 9. Hence my delightful disposition.
     
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    I was about 9. I had already started look at playboys, hustlers, whatever I could get my hands on. Knew what sex was, and knew that, that was how babies came to be. But I guess I just always thought my mom was a saint. And my dad couldn't be bothered...
     
  19. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I just appeared...like Mr.Bean....


    F mutt
     
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    We might be half siblings. :giggle:
     
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