At what age did you first feel like a loser, and did you jerk off right after?

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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  2. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    Somebody called me a mean name on this website this week and I jacked the pain away.
     
  3. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    This is one of them mean name websites. Also, Gwartney is lurking.
     
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    Napoleon V Swagggggg. ! !!!!!!!! !!!!! Banned User

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    With each stroke the pain is removed.
     
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  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Ichabod Moike Gold

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  6. computer blue

    computer blue Well-Known Member VIP

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    You are funnier in animalgod threads
     
  7. Chriza

    Chriza Well-Known Member

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    Jesus fffffffffuuuuu
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I force myself to masturbate to extremely bizarre porn and immediately log onto The Shed while still feeling the afterglow, just to really screw with my brain's perception of what arousal means.
     
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    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

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    I weep when I drip in my shorts after jackin those stains don't come out in the wash they are like shellac.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I leave my laptop on and active in one of your threads so you'll think somebody is paying attention.

    I didn't realize the full scope and breadth of my loserhood until middle age. When it hits at that age, nothing is going to get you erect for a while.
     
  11. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    41 and yes.