At what age did you first jerk off, and did you feel like a loser right after?

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  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    11. And yes, big time. I avoided looking people in the eye for 2 or 3 years because of this.
     
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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Maybe until I was 18, up until then I thought I was the only one in the world who did. It was a taboo thing to discuss. Then Dice came around and glorified it.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    14

    And no. I found a new hobby.
     
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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Lol @14. What happened were you a little late putting the Barbie dolls down and picking up a Hustler mag from under your dad's bed?
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I didn't really hit puberty until 13, and we didn't officially get Internet until 14 :dontknow:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    And my dad didn't own porn. That I know of
     
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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No internet in my day. Back then you had to scavenge your parents' room for porn like the Road Warrior looking for gasoline.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    That sucks. First website I looked up was juggs.com, friends at school told me about it, and how to delete the history after, so the parents didn't find out.
     
  9. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    I had gotten oral before I learned to jack it (I started early). Once I knew the feeling I was trying to recreate, it was on! I couldn't stop jacking it and trying for more oral and/or sex.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    First "unscrambled" big luscious titties

    It was glorious
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    JCPenney catalog for me - intimates section
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Uew..... Thank god I was born in 88
     
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    Pre ejaculate 7-8 yo dick got hard and gyrating my hips into the carpet while lying on my belly in the rumpus room watching Laverne&Shirley it felt incredibly good

    Ejaculating I used to texture the walls/ceiling it was quite a disgusting thing. And I loved it.
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    12. Picture of bo derek in people magazine. I also found a new hobby.
     
  15. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yesterday.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    So 46 :shucks:
     
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    Haze Dean Well-Known Member

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    What about loser chicks masturbating furiously; ugly fat loser girls masturbating furiously are really the ones who should be ashamed.

    However, on a somewhat unrelated note; my sister (1/2 sister) is Swedish blonde and we shared a bathroom as youths. Good sessions then.

    Used to watch her fucking her 19 year-old boyfriend when she was 13; ah--the 70's. I would smoke some pot after and then use it for my own personal highlight reel.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    13?! Goddamn.

    They must get started early over in Sverige
     
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    11 for me. It was awesome; my older brother had a vcr in his room and i found a porn in there and watched it. I wasnt embarassed afterwarfs, but i remember almost being a little scared of the feeling when i came. I started jackin' every other hour or so that summer.
     
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    7th grade and I was so surprised when cum shot out
     
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