At what age does Howard buy a grey wig?

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At what age does Howard buy the grey wig?

  1. In 5 years

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  2. In 10 years

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  3. Never.. he is dying with a full head of thick black hair like his grandfather

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Will Howard stick with the black wig until his death or will he Frank Sinatra it and phase in the grey lids?\


     
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    "grad father?"
     
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    rhoads80 EVangeLIst

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    I think he'll eventually say he just started coloring it around 70.
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :lol::haha::haha::haha:

    and the lesson here is never troll while talking to someone on the phone
     
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    I think we're going to start seeing a slow transition beginning soon. The incident with George tugging on his wig today had to hit him hard.
     
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    Hopefully General Howardton takes the 13th Colonies and returns to England. Then and only then we will be rid of The Wig.
     
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    That egotistical fuck is never going to go gray. He is too dedicated to his lie now.
     
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    Robin, my grandfather's hair got thicker, darker and more curly as he aged. The fact of the matter is, Robin, that despite all these cunts on that ferkakte Twitter claiming I wear a wig, this is my hair. My grandfather died 25 years ago, but I would bet that if you dug him up, his hair is still luxurious. It's a genetics thing, Robin.
     
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    Wiggy: Robin, my grandfather Saul had thick black cocks in his mouth well into his eighties. I'm sure I'll do the same.
    Robin: you've smoked more hogs than farmer John.
     
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    Howard 100 or howard 101 years old