At what point did you realize you would have to be content with having sex with 5's and 6's?

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gay Gold

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    Obviously we all dream of having sex with the perfect girls; sexy toned bodies, nice round tits, big ass, nice tan. And even though we know that right now maybe we don't stand a chance, if we just work out, if we just fix our hair, if we just get a cool hobby...

    And I guess every man has to reach that point where he looks himself in the mirror and says "I have to stop going for the 9s and 10s, because it's not going to happen. They're never going to want me. I have to be content with the 5's and 6's, because that's probably all I'm ever going to get. Cellulite, odd shaped breasts, no flat belly, not a great ass, obscene looking vagina...thats what I have to start looking forward to."

    Personally I think I'm nearing that crossroad now. Every time I go out, I always look for the hottest chicks. If I'm lucky I even get to talk to one or two of them. But never anything more. Then a girl I'm totally not interested in won't leave my side, and I just want to go home eat a kebab and pass out in bed. But then months go by, years go by, where I havent gotten any sex, and...what can I do?

    Im probably just talking to myself here because apparently everyone here is a super successful ladies man, but whatever.
     
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    What would you consider yourself on the 1 to 10 scale Gar? Most hot chicks are psychos man, not worth the headache.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gay Gold

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    I'm probably a 5-6
     
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    I bet Gold status at Dawgs would pull in the 9's & 10's
     
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    garypagetwo The Gay Gold

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    thats the type of thinking that will get you to dish out on expensive bottle service and whatnot at the clubs, in the hopes of being noticed by hot girls and theyll all want to come up and party.
     
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    Seems like shooting for a 5/6 would be ideal. Looks fade, you have to be around this person for the balance of your life, make sure your personalities match. Good luck, I'd love to hear about some success in the near future. Would silence The Page haters!
     
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    Do you just want to get laid or do you want a girlfriend?
     
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    I'm at best a 5 and I married an 8.
     
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    my hand is always an 11 :woot:
     
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    Page... first order of business: get your dick wet.

    Even if you have to lower your standards a tad.

    That will give you the confidence to pursue and fuck hotter women.
     
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    I cant help it that I have shitty genetics though. Even if I manage to get really ripped this year, which is the plan, I still wont rank higher than a 7. But in my head I want the really hot looking girls anyway, because that's what guys dream of growing up, and its a hard thing to shake (for me anyway). I see guys like @Dream Theater bragging about all the women he's had sex with over the years as a biker and to be honest I get kind of jealous because I see the women hes with they look like dee snider or a tranny Rob Zombie or something and it makes me want to vomit all over my computer screen and faint out of my chair but then I think..gee if only I were content with that kind of woman, Id be living the fucking life. I too could be bragging on here about all the women im having sex with, and I wouldnt have these long dry streaks that have plagued me my whole life. You know what I mean?
     
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    Both but I really want to experience having a girlfriend :(
    The problem is that if its a chick that I feel ill have to lower my standards to be with, then I wont actually be attracted to her enough to want to have sex :( But your advice makes sense, thanks.
     
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    When? The first time my dick got hard and not one girl cared. Fives would be a major upgrade for me Gar.
     
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    Listen to him Gary- he's a legendary cocksman.
     
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    I would suggest not puking on them as a start.