At what point did you realize you would have to be content with not having sex in your 50s and 60s?

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Not that I'd know anything about that. :whistle:
     
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    mirrors.
     
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    Nothing hotter than a post menopausal woman that has pushed out a few kids.
     
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    im done now :nocheer:
     
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  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    Man, you've got a long fucking dry spell coming.
     
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    i made a comment yesterday saying, "guess no sex for a while til you get surgery or get that issue fixed." her response: "ill suffer i guess if you need to get laid"

    :facepalm:
     
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    :eek: Wha happened? @MrsShivvy blew her shit pipe out?
     
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    In my 30's - 50 more fun filled years to look forward to too!
     
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    You go out right now and buy that saint of a woman something pretty.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Bud is about to turn 70
     
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    Dave in Diego looks to be in his 80's
     
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    We bitches can be 100 and still find some slobbering weirdo to fuck us. :yes:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    :pickme:
     
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    ill pretty much fuck anything :dontknow:
     
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    I rest my case.

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    Wasn't much of a case. I plead guilty :grad:
     
  19. larry Darrel

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    I'm single; I'm financially secure; I look pretty good for my age; I keep myself in good shape, and I dress well whenever I go out. Personally, I've found I can pull some very attractive, sexy women in the 30's and early 40's. Honestly, there's nothing better than a experienced woman who knows what to do in the bedroom. Many younger women really aren't that good or experienced when it comes to sex.
     
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    ALL of the Larry's are financially secure :grad: