ATT Howard: Heidi Klum is not 42 years old.

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Your wife is. :grad:
     
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    I'd tap it. :sex:
     
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    He left Alison with three kids, a dog and a freezer full of bananas when she was 45. :grad:
     
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    Beff is turning into Polish beef

    Thick and meaty like a kielbasa
     
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    i was liquefied :hic:
     
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    I am drunk enough to care about this thread but not drunk enough to understand it
     
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    Beth is in better shape than Heidi. I'm not joking.


    :chair:
     
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    If Beth would not be, our hero would dump her. I would take Heidi over Beff anyday though.
     
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    She's a better looking man than Heidi you mean right?
     
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    I never thought Heidi was one of the hotter models anyway. She's way prettier than Beth. But... I gotta be honest. Beth looks better in a bikini.
     
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    Heidi is 40 years older than Beth...
     
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    Oh. Well in that case she looks pretty fuckin good.
     
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    Heidi is so old that all her boyfriends are named after the animals on Noah's ark.
     
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    Heidi Had four kids. She aint looking too bad after that. Beth has nothing to do but exercise, not eat ,except for frozen pizzas. Drink tons of vino and get photoshopped down to her bunions..

    I really don't get Howards deep hatred of Heidi..It sounds like he despises her more then Amanda Peete..
     
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    Howard photo shops every picture of Beth.
     
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    And your wife is no Heidi Klum.
     
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    What makes beth ugly is her inside. No soul...She sold her soul to to the devil to marry Wiggy...Unhappy life.. very unhappy wife...
     
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