Attention catheter users

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by rob82, Sep 21, 2010.

  1. rob82

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    Stop using dirty catheters, catheters are now disposable!
     
  2. LonghornJ

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    Can you imagine how bad a piss boiled catheter must stink up the kitchen?

    And what do you do with the pot you cook it in?

    Yeesh.
     
  3. rob82

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    You use it as a base for soup
     
  4. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    What's with the CMG style of shit thread spamming, Bobert?
     
  5. rob82

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    Just throwing topics out there, to see if it spurs interest. Some catch on, some don't. :dontknow:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Quality, not quantity Bobert. Think of a good one and it will work.
     
  7. rob82

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    This is good, god effin' dammit!

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    Ooooh, I had to have one of those once.

    I kinda liked it actually... not having to get up to pee. You can feel that you HAVE to pee and you can kinda hold it back a little. You WANT to hold it back a little- especially at first. You're all "OMG- I'm in bed- I can't pee in bed!" But then you get over that mental block, you relax and you're peeing in bed, without peeing the bed!
    Once you embrace it, it's kinda liberating.

    It does hurt when they pull em out though.
     
  9. rob82

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    I wish I could piss on the spot the second I feel the sensation, that shit would be so baller
     
  10. rob82

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    See, monkeyman? It spurred conversation in dev. Rape that shit.
     
  11. LonghornJ

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    Rob would use the tiny one 2nd from the right.
     
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    I wanna know what the difference is between them all. The two on the left look hardcore
     
  13. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    They are custom fitted for huge dickholes.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Piss-slits are like snowflakes. Each one is unique. And their size is not relative to the length and girth of the penis or carnivorousness of the vulva.
     
  15. LonghornJ

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    Wait, Rob is a huge dickhole... you saying he needs the big one on the left?
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    You DO get used to it pretty quick.

    Hell, I kinda wish I could walk around with a catheter in all the time!

    Of course I'd have to plan my outfits to accommodate the bag of hot piss...
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Yes.
     
  18. LonghornJ

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    Huge platform shoes... keep yer feets warm in the winter.
     
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    I want to feel that warm sensation of piss spreading in my jeans without embarrassment or judgment, just once goddammit
     
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    OMG, that would come in handy when I go skiing as well!

    Then maybe I wouldn't have to get drunk to ignore the stinging as my toes freeze.




    Crap. That means I'll have to find another excuse to get drunk...