Attention Celebrities

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    If you have turned 50. I have news for you.

    You look like your 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yell:

    No amount of plastic will cover it up.

    Your old :hw:
     
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    No amount of glazed auburn highlights will, either.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The beautiful Beth O is only 41 :jerk:
     
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    Yup. Teen mom looks 70
     
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    If you are a 49 year old male virgin whose only interaction with other human beings is on a message board, and posting in birthday threads is too much of intimate act for you, then you will never, ever, ever have sex. That ship has sailed. :hippie:
     
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    Daryl Hannah has always been fugly
     
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    Oh damn....
     
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    Melanie Griffith is like a hundred, no shit she looks like shit
     
  12. doughhead63

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    I am 50 :hat:
     
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    Don't worry. Your choice in hipster eyewear keeps you looking young.
     
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    I love how celebrities want you to think they are healthy and live a clean lifestyle. when in reality it's all plastic, wigs, tuck, and pulls :rofl:
     
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    Was this thread directed at anybody in particular?
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Don't you fucking play dumb.
     
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    Valerie Bertinelli is holding up pretty damn good for 53. I'm sure she's had some work done, but it's good work.

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    Example.

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