Attention divorced people:

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dave, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    How did you know when it was over?

    If you and your spouse hardly talk, but when you do you can't wait for it to end... Is that bad? Or is that normal?
     
  2. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Let's not get into it. :coffee:
     
  3. Bye You!

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    my rule for when a relationship is over:

    when you make faces at that person every time they turn around.
     
  4. Bye You!

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    :c
     
  5. Dave

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    Both parties are heterosexual, as far as I know.
     
  6. beatlejaws

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    it amazes me that 1/2 end in divorce
     
  7. nazdrowie

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    :ulol:
     
  8. Shine

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    If you think it might be over, it is
     
  9. boxers

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    Oh you single again, baby?
     
  10. Lucky Pierre

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    how much weight have you gained since the day you met her?
     
  11. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    Too vague. Like the rules to your contest.
     
  12. boxers

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    self censored
     
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  13. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    13 lbs.
     
  14. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That's pretty bad, unless it's just a phase.
     
  15. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    You missed a lot. :D
     
  16. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    Those are my thoughts. How long does a "phase" last.
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :owned:
     
  18. Dave

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    I didn't mean that to pwn her.
     
  19. GHP

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    We'll get along fine if he never says anything ever again
     
  20. Slippy

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    ......or opt to dip their toothbrush in the toilet, for silent vengeance........