Attention: funny fake Amazon review writers

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by XuXu, May 25, 2013.

  1. XuXu

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    XuXu VIP Extreme Gold

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    or did they disable reviews for this album?

    sorry I'm a little late to the party on this one...
     
  3. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    There were reviews before, they seem to have been clandestinely removed
     
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    Reputation.com.

    There used to be a very positive review extolling the virtues of the album... For torturing prisoners on Guantanomo.
     
  5. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Damn, they yanked 'em. Mine had a whole mess of people who marked it as "Helpful." :jj: I actually felt bad about that.

    Not so much for the one I wrote about Gianna Miceli. :whistle:
     
  6. HorsetoothBeth

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    Mine's gone too. Oh well.
    The power of money. :dontknow:
     
  7. Uncle Larry

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    Apparently free speech advocate Howard Stern had someone get rid of the old album reviews. Someone posted the Guantanomo review again under the Zoo Za Zoo single recently:

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BMV49PI/ref=dm_dp_trk9?ie=UTF8&qid=1369509744&sr=301-1

    5.0 out of 5 stars Musical Masterpiece May 17, 2013

    By JD

    I'm not that great at writing reviews, but here's a review from Bozeman, my articulate buddy who shares my same opinion of the musical masterpiece Zoo Za Zoo... Bozeman: "I am an interrogator at Guantanamo. As many of you already know, other methods of interrogation cannot be used any more because of various leaks and scandals. I'm sure you have heard the rumors of us using heavy metal music to mentally break down the prisoners of Guantanamo, but the fact is they have adapted to this type of music and it no longer has the desired effect... Well let me tell you this - 20 seconds into this album not only did a prisoner break, but he gave up accurate and reliable information regarding a potential terrorist attack that we have since thwarted. Water boarding? No, this is the first and only interrogation technique we use now and we've had great results. The only prisoner it did not work on was an elderly man who was hard of hearing, but besides that, we have had prisoners wet themselves and cry out in absolute horror. Most importantly, though, they are giving us crucial information to help combat the war on terror. I do not want to give too many details about all this, just want to thank Emily for this album and its profound impact on me and many of the prisoners of Guantanamo. God bless you and God bless the United States of America." ... In summary, if you have trouble getting your kids to do their homework or clean their rooms, force them to listen to Zoo Za Zoo on repeat and you'll get them to do whatever you want.
     
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    I think we should write only positive reviews. After all, Emily had enough sense to move far, far away from daddy and new step mommy, and has had little or nothing to do with Howard after he started dating Bimba.
     
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    Are you sure that they are being pulled? I wrote a review in March and it is still showing...
     
  10. Uncle Larry

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    Did you comment on the album itself or one of the specific songs? The link to the album in the first post has no reviews even though people had posted some last year and earlier in 2013.
     
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    lol my review went straight on
     
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    I just ranked several of youse guys reviews as 'most helpful'...
     
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    I especially loved little gem of a review... Kudos to whoever posted it!

    "Once in a generation a song comes along that lifts everyone who hears it and inspires them to greatness. Zoo Za Zoo isn't one of those songs, in fact it's as fresh as Bianca's corpse but twice as rotten."

    :spit:
     
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    :) thanks
     
  16. XuXu

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    ah, ok I didn't think to check the song page...
     
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    All the album reviews are gone. :mad: I remember the one that said "This album made my kid cry.." :jj:

    Typical Jew Ja Jews.. they think deleting bad comments will make their shit look better.
     
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    OMG. I just saw this for the first time. I'll admit that I don't follow Howard's daughters shit but it's insane for this girl to think that she'll be able to sell music with Shylock as her father.
     
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    The only problem I have with this, is that Beth is probably laughing at the reviews too. You know she gets a chuckle when Howard's kids fail.

    I imagine her feigning outrage just for the chance to read it to Howard.