Attention Ladies: Lest you believe that we do not enjoy eating your pussys,

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Jun 28, 2014.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I have news for you. We do. Apparently Howard convinced Whitney that guys do it just to arouse the girl. This is not true, we not only love to eat the pussy, we love to eat the pussy with full bush, wirey and unmanaged. it is what we like ladies. :grad:
     
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  2. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    No one likes to eat pussy with full bush.
     
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    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    How much do you want to bet? :grad:
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Wiggy has been in a war with vagina for 25 yrs. Yes, I KNOW, some women aren't clean and don't keep themselves up "down there", but Wiggy never shut up about the stinkiness, grossness and general unpleasant of puss.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Plus, he made it pretty clear years ago that Beef -- and according to him "LOTS" of women -- don't like it. MMMMMKAY!
     
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    Frankly, I could take it or leave it, really .... [​IMG]
     
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    The perfect bush grows tomatoes :grad:
     
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    Well if Beth has herpes or HPV of course he's not going to want to if it.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    They don't like his awkward, immature, uninformed half-assed efforts at it.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Oh, I know it's not for everyone, but Wiggy does this with everything - tries to apply his life issues/standards/rules to all of humanity. Beef doesn't want his vile lizard tongue on her hatchet wound....OR foreplay with him......OR dirty talk....AND no blow jobs. Wiggy KNOWS deep down what this means - she's a gold digger, never loved him and like all women, is physically repulsed by him. But he can't just let it sit like that in his fucked up psyche, so he tries to insist this is all normal, loving behavior and that their "sexlife" is secretly what all women want. He also can't admit he made a HUGE mistake marrying her, so whatever she does or doesn't do is just how things SHOULD be.
     
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    I can take it or leave it but if I see the girl liking it while I'm doing it, I continue. Made a girl cum twice one time - and I know she wasn't faking because after the second one I got a mouthful of goo.
     
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    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    I shave, i love it, and I will show my gratitude.
     
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    Also, it's hard for a homosexual to be interested in going down on a woman... that's why he doesn't do it to Beth, not because she doesn't like it. Then again I'm sure she's just as repulsed by him as anyone else would be so she wants nothing to do with him in any sexual manner.
     
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    Good girl :)
     
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    I just had a fantastic fuck session. This type of thread is right up my ally. It's still in the air :)
     
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    Niiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    You're a girl?
     
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    This. She just wants it to be over with as quickly as possible, like pulling a band aid
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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