ATTENTION People of Earth and the Saloon

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  1. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Within the hour there will be a server change and update taking place. It should be relatively painless, but some tingling and loss of bowels have been known to occur. The site may be down for a few moments, and time travel is also quite possible during these operations. Have no fear, the site will reappear momentarily, even in the unlikely event you have been stuck in 1924.

    Go about your business. That is all.
     
  2. rob82

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    I'm sad
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    This is quite the tenses.
     
  4. eliasbboy

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    Fear not. Along with free private messaging for all members we at the Saloon also offer free hugs.
     
  5. SeXtion 8

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    I already feel some tingling in my nether-regions.
     
  7. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    It's just a spider. Don't mind it.
     
  8. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Goal achieved.
    :evil:
     
  9. eliasbboy

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    I had no idea you were from the Netherlands. :dontknow:
     
  10. eliasbboy

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  11. Twiggy

    Twiggy New Member

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    Yes, I like the free hugs and all, but can you flick my bean as well?
     
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    Please put your seats and tray tables in their upright positions and slowly place your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.
     
  13. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member

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    wait Eliasboy don't update, I HAVE A HOT WIFE YOU MUST BOW DOWN TO MY DEMANDS BECAUSE I AM FUCKING A CHICAGO 8!!!!
     
  14. eliasbboy

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    Bean flicking has always been an option here, but we are currently reassessing or delivery method with our lawyers after the "incident."
     
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    :chair:
     
  16. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Sal would refer to that as a "Call Back." The rest of us just recognize it for what it is. A pathetic and unfunny attempt at an insult performed poorly by somebody needing a hug.
     
  17. eliasbboy

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    p.s. The hug thing is a joke. My computer doesn't do that yet, but I have a plan and some duct tape. The bean flicking is TOTALLY legit.
     
  18. hoochieking

    hoochieking Well-Known Member

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    you come across as desperate, overweight and lonely. How many of the 3 did i hit?
     
  19. Twiggy

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  20. eliasbboy

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    You are 7 for 9. You left out I'm bad at math.