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  1. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    I quit alcohol awhile back and am wondering if i take a few hits on the weekends and drink plenty of water and exercise will i fail a drug test?I drive a company vehicle and if an old lady runs into me i get drug tested within the hr.Its unlikely this will happen ,in 15 yrs its only happened twice but you never know.....I have bought some home tests to see how it stays in me and will try out when i have a few days off.Advice anyone....






    ps:fuck howard stern
     
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    100% fail.
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    come really man
     
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    Dude, they will find it. Your only hope is fake piss. Or a friend.
     
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    Not that i smoke i just know.
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    im literally going to take like a two hits,ive read it will only be in my system like 3 days
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    My kid provided piss for his friends when they applied for jobs, I was so proud of him. What a success.

    now, they better find some one else.
     
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    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...if thats all youre doing 1 day a week i wouldnt be too concerned.
     
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    30 days more like it. If they take a hair your toast.
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    I had to do a drug test once and I got a drunk on the weekend and had a few puffs on a joint outside the bar one night. luckily I could do the drug test whenever I wanted so it wasn't a big deal, but I bought some of those pee tests from the head shop just to check. I was still showing positive like 9 or 10 days later. thc is fat soluble so it really gets into your body and stays there, unfortunately. the funny thing is if you were doing meth or crack on the weekends you'd have a better chance of passing.
     
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    Has anyone smoked girl scout cookie?
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    no no hair,and 30 days is for the heavy user ive read A LOT about it
     
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    If your overweight it will take even longer. Are you obese?
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Na 5-10 200 could be lighter i guess
     
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    ...not true but it does depend largely on the test given. these are the stats for a mouth saliva swab.

    Saliva Drug Test Chart


    Target Drug



    Nanograms (ng) per milliliter (ml)

    Marijuana (THC)

    11-nor-∆-THC--9 COOH

    12 ng/ml

    Cocaine (COC)

    Benzoylecgonine

    20 ng/ml

    Opiates (OPI)

    Morphine

    40 ng/ml

    Methamphetamine (M-AMP)

    D-Methamphetamine

    50 ng/ml

    Amphetamine (AMP)

    D-Amphetamine

    50 ng/ml

    Phencyclidine (PCP)

    Phencyclidine

    10 ng/ml

    Benzodiazepines (BZO)

    Oxazpam

    50 ng/ml

    Barbiturates (BAR)

    Secobarbitol

    300 ng/ml

    Methadone (MTD)

    Methadone

    75 ng/ml

    Buprenorphine (BUP)

    Suboxone

    10 ng/ml

    Alcohol (ACL)

    Alcohol

    > 0.02 BAC
     
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    It depends on your weight. Your metabolism and how often you sweat and workout. Your body fat ratio. If you're a fatso and you smoke like a 8th a week you're doomed to fail.
    I too was a driver for a company for 15 years and I always smoked on weekends. I can't give up the small things in life I enjoy just because of society's bull shit rules. Find a way to win.
     
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    It will still take 3 weeks to 30 days, maybe even longer depending on your body.
     
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    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...fuck! the number of days didnt show up in my statistics post. in the saliva test weed goes back 24 hours, some people say 14 hours where as meth or cocaine take days.
     
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    And thats after you quit. smoking every weekend means it will stay in your fat cells.
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Its a urine test and i only get tested if im in an accident,guys i work with have been tested and smoke weekly and passed(drank tons of water)