Attention Shiv

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ryan Lever, Nov 25, 2014.

  1. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    I am still interested in the job so keep me posted.
     
  2. freds

    freds . VIP

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    $45,000 would be my first offer if i were advising you.
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Have shiv interview you for the job on YouTube .....fuck I'm a genius
     
  4. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    :jj: fucking Shiv
     
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  5. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Holy shit...you actually made me laugh.
     
  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I used to smoke Newports and do heroin, Kip. Gosh!
     
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  7. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    Plus:

    bonus 2X salary, 100% matching 401K

    full medical and, um, dental :c

    $1,000,000 life insurance policy.

    Company car and phone, Dolphins season tickets. Marlins too if over .500. Airfare, hotel, taxi to all games.

    10 year contract, full payout if terminated prior to expiration.

    Don't let Shiv fuck you Leever. :ucoffee:
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    This is a really good idea.

    Shiv puts together a list of questions and Ryan answers on video.

    @Shivvy
     
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  9. freds

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    you didn't build that.
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    There's no way that deadbeat Lever actually wants this job.
     
  11. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    neither did Leever :chimp:
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    He's desperate. He owes $8k on that credit card. :facepalm:
     
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  13. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    With his credit, he's paying at least $200/month in interest. :jj:
     
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  14. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Very lazy, IMO.
     
  15. zhukov

    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    possible PPV homerun :umunch:
     
  16. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Have you ever taken a hairbrush up the ass, @Ryan Lever ?
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Bench-warmer's back:facepalm:
     
  18. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    Not at 11.9 % moron more like 50 interest
     
  19. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Have you ever been late on a payment?
     
  20. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    :lol:

    You have $8k in credit card debt from shit clothes and I'm the moron.

    :backlol2: