Attention useless roustabouts of Dawgshed

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  1. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior Gold

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    It is with tremendous exertion that I your moral and intellectual superior have held my golden tounge. But the injustices being foisted upon @LawyerLarry during this season of Larrymas must cease posthaste.

    Not a single one of the mentally defective chair moisteners that interfere with the daily Larry Inc. colloquium afforded due reverence and esteem to yesterday's Feast of the Immaculate Deception of the Blessed Lawyer Larry. This event, which commemorates Lawyer Larry's first claiming of the World Heavyweight Championship via cunning application of a small package rollup after feigning injury is a holy day of obligation for all citizens of The Dawgshed.

    Appropriate celebrations were rendered at Larry Inc. world headquarters. The human cure for female virginity @ClintDagger led the membership in the recetation of the Hail Larry. @ljc presented Lawyer Larry with the traditional gift of a Ribera Steakhouse jacket, this one being the authenticated coat that Big John Studd wore at his own funeral. @EDDIEVRULZ tapped a barrel of twenty-three year old Pappy Van Winkle bourbon (a gift that is worth more than any three of your homes put together). @tradioguy69 presented Lawyer Larry with a new entrance robe personally tailored by Mrs. Olivia Walker (a gift that is worth more than any five of your homes put together) and @MrPPV concluded the festivities by leading the membership in a reading of The Lawyer's Prayer. Larry Inc. documentarian @Slow was on hand to record this commemoration for posterity.

    I should expect that no prompting will be required, and that all of the Deltas and Epsilons that steal our oxygen will continue forthwith with their scheduled celebrations for the Nativity of the Larry on the twenty-fifth and proper fealty provided to Lawyer Larry during the accompanying twelve days of Larrymas.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Snort

    Snort Recently engaged Gold

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    Fag
     
  4. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    On the first day, Double L created Larry, Inc.
     
  5. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    Baha!
     
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  6. EndOfLine

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  7. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Heel 101 boys & girls. Wooooo!!!
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  8. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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  9. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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  10. deevee

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    Thanks. Never heard of you. Now I know you are another unfunny useless fuckwit to block.
     
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  11. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    there's only one way to solve this larry problem..

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  12. wife is a whore

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  13. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

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    ^ cast iron fingers
     
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  14. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    @ClintDagger Take care of this^^

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  15. JackofallTirades

    JackofallTirades Well-Known Member

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    Ugh. Bring back tehlivingdead. You 2 suck more then a toothless lever-sore-ass
     
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    Yawn...
     
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  17. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    most of the time i feel happy, but you just make me feel like this..

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    hope you're happy.
     
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  18. ShutUpSitDown

    ShutUpSitDown Your Moral and Intellectual Superior Gold

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    Bought and Paid For.
     
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  19. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    Haterz gonna hate
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    @wife is a whore thought this one was one of yours?
     
  20. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    nah, not a hater. just think wresting is like Star Wars and Star Trek-- it's better when you're 12
     
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