Attn: Gare

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. Swayze

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    How's class been going bro?

    Can you school us on some Norwegian karate shit?

    TIA
     
  2. face palm

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    he's a faggit
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

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    According to google translator, Norwegian karate = dog fucker. :bigthink Makes sense.
     
  4. Oderus

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    Gary, you seem awfully tall for karate. How tall are you?
     
  5. Iroth

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    I want to know this too.
     
  6. Swayze

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    Thats Gar running around in the back

    Fyi
     
  7. Napoleon V2

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    Gare, its Artie.
    I'm not gonna make it in today.
     
  8. face palm

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    "cough"
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

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    I was just about to say that.
     
  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    hey thanks swayze but it wasnt karate it was bjj and i havent done it for a while now. basically the only tip i can give you (as a blue belt) is that if you ever find yourself in a street fight always go straight for the takedown then finish it on the ground
     
  11. Swayze

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    Wise advice
     
  12. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    Have you ever been in a street fight, Swayze?
     
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    That's some great info, Gary. Niggas better back off before they get murked:cool:
     
  14. Oderus

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    Is :quote:murked:quote: Norwegian for :quote: getting fucked up the ass :quote:?
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

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    Please eat 17 mayonnaise, pepperoni and yak snot lard bomb sandwiches, 13 tubs of butter,
    8 gallons of chocolate chip bacon ice cream, 83 milk shakes and a vial of concentrated manatee
    rectal cleanser and fall into a cobra infested nuclear missile silo.
     
  16. Iroth

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    Have you?
     
  17. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Banned User

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    well basically yeah
    RH you are so fucked up what the hell is wrong with you?
    Yes?
     
  18. Iroth

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    Liar.
     
  19. RH Goatcabin

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    :bigcry: