ATTN Ladies and Gents: Please rank these deal breakers in order

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Ladies and gays...rate these deal breakers* from WORST to less worse:

    Bald

    Short (5'7 and under)

    small dick

    low paying job

    doesn't lift

    *Use your own discretion as to the definition of the above


    Men....rate these deal breakers* from WORST to less worse:

    hanging roast beef lips

    flat chested

    pan ass

    thin lips

    catcher's mitt face

    *Use your own discretion as to the definition of the above

    :hat:
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Where's the fucking poll?? :pissed:
     
  3. Stew Nod

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  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    from worst to less worse:

    1. catcher's mitt
    2. pan ass
    3. hanging roast beef
    4. thin lips
    5. flat chested
     
  5. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    I'd hit em all
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    no pole

    killin time before my workout

    I forgot to put in the Butcher clause
     
  7. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Exactly. A poll would render the distribution at a glance.

    Lazy bitches! :pissed:
     
  8. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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  9. Satori Brah

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    It would rate them from worst to less......jfc
     
  10. Billy Brown

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    Deal Breaker = Dumb Girl
     
  11. Babs

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    small dick
     
  12. Swayze

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    I like to spank the fat ass and watch the ripples and nipples
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    There is no "does she even lift?" option.
     
  14. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Fine, ya lazy fucker...

    In "deal-breaker" order:

    1. low paying job
    2. Short (5'7 and under)
    3. Bald
    4. doesn't lift
    5. small dick
    I care more about how he treats me / talks to me, etc., than physical attributes and/or income.
     
  15. Gas Face

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    Don't want no short dick man :fil:

    [video=youtube;ZVFD1Tfb_Jc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVFD1Tfb_Jc[/video]
     
  16. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    :secret: (Size queens are usually the biggest cunts on the planet)
     
  17. Super Mario

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    yeah you really don't care about income so much that you listed as First! :jj:
     
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  20. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    :behave: They're ALL physical characteristics and income. :facepalm: