ATTN: Photoshop Wizards.

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  1. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    And by "Wizards", I mean those of that have keen eyes and know the tricks of the trade.

    Ok, here's the deal:

    I stumbled across this chick's account on Facebook. She knows a few people I know, so she's always on that recommendations page. Here's a few pics of her bod:

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    If you guys haven't already jizzed in your pants, yet, here's some of her face:

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    Ok, now here's the point of the whole thread -- she just posted a selfie, in which she looks like she's dumped some tonnage, only there's no way she could have dropped that much in such a short time. SOMETHING is going on with this pic. Is it the angle, or did she do some Photoshop Voodoo to appear less hippo-esque??

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    it rubs the lotion on

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    You misspelled "everywhere".
     
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    :spit:
     
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    I think she finally had the baby.
     
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    The faghole that made that pic misspelled it. :secret:
     
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    if she really lost the weight, why didn't she post a body shot?
     
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    Guilt by association. :grad:
     
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    Elias is the man needed in this type of analysis.
     
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    Bullshit.
     
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    She's bangable in the latest picture.
     
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    And why do horrendously fat women always post a shit-ton of pics??
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Iowa 8
     
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    Thread happy nigga :what:
     
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    How do you get a fat girl to suck your penis? Tell her it's creme filled! /Jackie voice
     
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    When you accumulate fat in the forehead it's time to step back and evaluate how you became a giant tub of shit.
     
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    Her head shape in that last pic doesn't resemble the others. Definitely some digital work going on... I just don't know how to prove it. Where the fuck is Elias??