Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, May 5, 2013.
It was this person.
When I was a freshman in high school, my parents forced me to go to a private catholic school.
I saw more drugs and illegal behavior there than in my public school days but that's another story.
One day in English literature when we're watching a film, "The Mouse that Roared".
No lie, that's the honest truth.
I thought I'd try and sneak one out.
It came out as loud as a trumpet and sounded like a bag full of wet marbles bouncing off a wooden chair.
The first thing I hear is "What was that?!".
The guy behind me let's everyone know I did it.
I look over in the next row and see my cousin laughing so hard, he's beet red and not making a sound.
I was thoroughly embarrassed but laughed my ass off like anyone else.
If you think that's funny, read this.
The Steakhouse Incident
The last time I heard that was at World Dart Championships except it was about 1000 people in the audience farting at once.
oh god, this had me cryin
No "Baba Booey?
Same here!! Butt Trumpet...............................And the chick with the top knot was schmokin'!!!!!